Points to ponder

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[FONT=&quot]Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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Q What's the height of conceit?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. Because it's worth it![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q. What is a Yankee?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. They both like a tight seal.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. Their balls are just for decoration.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. About three inches.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. The grip.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A. It's not hard.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A: 45 pounds.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A: 45 minutes.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A: Breasts don't have eyes.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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