Porn company wants naming rights to Miami Heat stadium

[Mr Deeds]

Internet porn company Bang Brothers wants to sponsor the stadium and call it BBC

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/internet-porn-business-submits-10-m-naming-rights-bid-for-miami-heat-home-205608914.html

If you were Bang Brothers what would you call the stadium and how would you decorate it

 

[jdeck]

The porn business has "cum" a long (hard) way

 

[SchlongConery]

$10 million might get them naming rights to the Rim.

But great comments posted below the article:

-Can't wait for the "Free Flesh Light Night"

-4 Foot long hot dogs , 4 protein shakes for 29.99

- I bet the concession stands have a sale on cream pies

-V.I.P. Sybian seats.

-New team name The Miami Skeet

- no matter who gets the naming rights. People will now always call it bang bros arena

- the nba is caught with pants down on this one

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[Smash]

Marketing Campaign

- They can have free shuttle rides for fans. Bang Bus
- Ass Parade sky box seats
- Concession stand drinks. Big mouthfuls

 

[glamphotographer]

For a conservative town they sure do like porn, more interesting incest porn.