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Ok...It never fails I can conclude the Douche bags driver Prefer BMW (Bastard Moving Wildly) and Acura/Honda punks...
BMW owners have a superiority complex making them above Shit of the highway... and Acura/honda Dumbs are just "Pass you 3 lanes over on the right" Shit head Punks.
The close 3rd is Mercedes Drivers more or less blind to others around them...don't start my on the "Prissy" Prius Drivers...they are working their way up to Douche of the Universe Driver.
Anyone else have a shoe in for drive of "X" is "X", "X" & "x" in their opinion!?.
 
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I usually don't see too many BMW or Mercedes drivers being stupid. I figure the cars are just so farking expensive that they're concerned about getting them damaged.

It's the 18-24 y.o. dipshits racing Acuras and the like, though, that are a menace, weaving in and out of traffic and just generally being a painintheass. Usually their car is a present from mummy or daddy who's taking care of the bills.

The worst, though, fall in two categories:
  1. The old man in a hat. Completely oblivious to their surroundings, they often are of the opinion that what's around them is not important.
  2. Young girl drivers in a car filled with other young girls, squealing and fiddling with their makeup and yakking on their cellphones. They need a good spanking.
 
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BMW's don't impress me at all anymore. They're so common I see everyone and their brother driving them. Even old beat up versions (note to morons, if your car is an old beat up piece of shit, the fact that it's a BMW doesn't mean diddly). Probably 3/4 of the people are leasing through the nose.

I see a Mercedez and then I'll say, that guy/girl has money.

BMW? Pfft, that's so yesterday. :rolleyes:
 
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I'd love to hear what the haters drive.
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Who cares? We are not assh*oles like BMW car owners. When I see these sissies broken down in the highway I accelerate even more to make sure dust & pebbles bombard them.
 
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Music_Box said:
Who cares? We are not assh*oles like BMW car owners. When I see these sissies broken down in the highway I accelerate even more to make sure dust & pebbles bombard them.
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That's two posts in a row I've read from you that makes me realize...it ain't the BMW drivers that are the douchebags. They aren't driving down the road trying to wreck your car. What's your problem?
 
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That's two posts in a row I've read from you that makes me realize...it ain't the BMW drivers that are the douchebags. They aren't driving down the road trying to wreck your car. What's your problem?
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My problem is that these turds expect people to let them cut in line as if having a BMW is a licence to suddenly be a VIP person, and if they drive in front of you they drive slow just to make sure you see them that they are driving a German failure that many people say is a piece of crap anyways.

Or maybe it's because BMW's are related to yuppies and white-collar crooks that normal people just don't like them.
 
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My problem is that these turds expect people to let them cut in line as if having a BMW is a licence to suddenly be a VIP person, and if they drive in front of you they drive slow just to make sure you see them that they are driving a German failure that many people say is a piece of crap anyways.

Or maybe it's because BMW's are related to yuppies and white-collar crooks that normal people just don't like them.
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So basically you have a problem with anyone that can AFFORD a BMW that you paint them as somehow all of them being the same.

I guess all pick-up owners are back-country hick cousin-marrying toothless uneducated retards.

Sounds more like jealousy and ignorance to me.
 
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you got to be kidding me???

vsailor said:
BMW drivers=wannabe cool yuppies (one can be leased for the same price as a Dodge minvan...so don't think it's the money gringo)
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if so, one more reason to be driving a BMW these days. By the way, who leases a BMW? I can see you leasing the Dodge minivan, cause the value in 3 years is less than $10k, but if you buy the BMW its still worth $30k in 3 years.

So yeah, it's all about the money...some have it and some actually know the lease payment of a dodge minivan( i'll take your word for it) :)
 
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