After my visit from Eva this weekend, I've spent a number of hours on the couch starring at my ceiling trying to recoop from this magnificent lady's presence and I starting thinking if my preparation for a "date" is too much.....not enough.....or even noticed??? So, here I am at "work" today, and I thought who better to ask then my fellow terbites...ladies, your opinions are welcomed too.
I often book my time with a lady days in advance via email or phone, typically between one to three days in advance.....I find this adds to the excitment, from the moment of booking to the time arranged, I do not endulge in any sex or any other form of release. By doing this, I know when that moment comes when she opens the door, all my attention is focused on her and only her......plus, the finale is that much better. Now with that said, here's my day of the "date";
1. Wake up;
2. Clean my place, espically the bathrooms.....however, not too clean, it has to look lived in;
3. Here's a tip......no offense to the ladies, but remove all important papers, loose change, money or valubles from desks or counters......that's not to say the ladies would take it, but there's nothing worse than accusing a lovely lady that she took something just to find it later behind your dresser two days later.....no, it hasn't happened, but it could;
4. Empty the hamper and make sure there's clean towels in the bathroom;
5. Make sure there's plenty of soap in the shower and by the sinks;
6. Make sure there's plenty of toilet paper on the rolls;
7. Take out the garbage.....you don't want any smells coming out from under the sink;
8. Change the sheets (i think they're called egyptian cotton sheets);
9. Run out to the store and get a variety of drinks, just in case (pop, juice, bottled water, wine.....red and white, beer, etc);
10. Pick up some scented candles;
11. If its a multi-hour "date", then I buy some light foods (e.g: stawberries, diced watermelon or cantelope, maybe some chocolates);
12. Make sure there's ice in the freezer;
13. Now that everything is cleane and the frig is well stocked, its time to groom;
14. Shave any unwanted hairs.....ears, nose, face, genitals....yup, that's right.....if the ladies can do it, so can we!! It also makes it look bigger
;
15. Then into the shower......no earlier than one hour prior to the time the special lady is to arrive;
16. Dry off.....floss, brush teeth and use mouthwash.....twice. Put on deoderant and fix hair;
17. Pick out the clothing. Only button down shirts, nothing that requires pulling over the head. No socks!! Just adds awkward moments of trying to get them off. Sometimes commando.....just makes things easier;
18. Light candles.....in living area, main area, bedroom and bathroom;
19. Turn up heating or turn down air conditioner.....make it warmer than warm......nothing is hotter than a sexy girl covered in her own glistening sweat;
20. Now with just moments to spare, I turn on the music softly (tv or stereo), fluff the pillows, dim the lights and wait patiently with the excitment of knowing what's going to happen.....finally, the knock at the door.....
and then the review........
I often book my time with a lady days in advance via email or phone, typically between one to three days in advance.....I find this adds to the excitment, from the moment of booking to the time arranged, I do not endulge in any sex or any other form of release. By doing this, I know when that moment comes when she opens the door, all my attention is focused on her and only her......plus, the finale is that much better. Now with that said, here's my day of the "date";
1. Wake up;
2. Clean my place, espically the bathrooms.....however, not too clean, it has to look lived in;
3. Here's a tip......no offense to the ladies, but remove all important papers, loose change, money or valubles from desks or counters......that's not to say the ladies would take it, but there's nothing worse than accusing a lovely lady that she took something just to find it later behind your dresser two days later.....no, it hasn't happened, but it could;
4. Empty the hamper and make sure there's clean towels in the bathroom;
5. Make sure there's plenty of soap in the shower and by the sinks;
6. Make sure there's plenty of toilet paper on the rolls;
7. Take out the garbage.....you don't want any smells coming out from under the sink;
8. Change the sheets (i think they're called egyptian cotton sheets);
9. Run out to the store and get a variety of drinks, just in case (pop, juice, bottled water, wine.....red and white, beer, etc);
10. Pick up some scented candles;
11. If its a multi-hour "date", then I buy some light foods (e.g: stawberries, diced watermelon or cantelope, maybe some chocolates);
12. Make sure there's ice in the freezer;
13. Now that everything is cleane and the frig is well stocked, its time to groom;
14. Shave any unwanted hairs.....ears, nose, face, genitals....yup, that's right.....if the ladies can do it, so can we!! It also makes it look bigger
;15. Then into the shower......no earlier than one hour prior to the time the special lady is to arrive;
16. Dry off.....floss, brush teeth and use mouthwash.....twice. Put on deoderant and fix hair;
17. Pick out the clothing. Only button down shirts, nothing that requires pulling over the head. No socks!! Just adds awkward moments of trying to get them off. Sometimes commando.....just makes things easier;
18. Light candles.....in living area, main area, bedroom and bathroom;
19. Turn up heating or turn down air conditioner.....make it warmer than warm......nothing is hotter than a sexy girl covered in her own glistening sweat;
20. Now with just moments to spare, I turn on the music softly (tv or stereo), fluff the pillows, dim the lights and wait patiently with the excitment of knowing what's going to happen.....finally, the knock at the door.....
and then the review........
