Quantum Mechanics and Entanglement

[CUPID]

Yeah, I know, odd topic huh?
Anyone know much about the theory of entanglement?

 

[rip_hymen]

My christmas lights always get entangled. Sometimes I think I would have to be a quantum mechanic to fix them.

 

[great bear]

One time my winkie got entangled with my fly. And I have a Quantum fishing reel. Hope this helps.

 

[great bear]

reely? Hope you spared the rod you master baiter

A Quantum entanglement is when you get a real nasty backlash in your Quantum fishing reel. How's that for an opening line?

 

[CUPID]

Geez, a girl brings up Newontian physics and this is what she gets in return...

Ok, back to the puns we go...
Eye just can't win.

 

[great bear]

Geez, a girl brings up Newontian physics and this is what she gets in return...

Ok, back to the puns we go...
Eye just can't win.

If only you had of initiated a discussion on Quantum Puns.

 

[CUPID]

Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
A: Fission Chips.

If you quant beat 'em, join 'em

 

[great bear]

Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
A: Fission Chips.

If you quant beat 'em, join 'em

I quant quit punning.

 

[great bear]

up and atom

Is this a form of brinkmanship?

 

[great bear]

not particle-airy

Your con-fusion me.

 

[great bear]

Cosmos of us most know what you are talking about?

I plan-et that way.

 

[great bear]

we should quit this thread and go fission instead

Yes, lets to fission at the Moon River.

 

[LancsLad]

Yes, lets to fission at the Moon River.

Speaking of which the old bridge is down.

Another landmark gone.

 

[great bear]

you could show me the string theory

I'm knot falling for that old trick again.

 

[great bear]

Speaking of which the old bridge is down.

Another landmark gone.

Yep, drove past the old section last Saturday. The new road is a beauty.

 

[great bear]

I was just being cordial

Cordial my ass. Just another attempt on your part to rope me in one more time. Its the lasso time your going to do it.

 

[Moraff]

You shouldn't go fission around with nuclear power without asbestoes protection you can find. Or at least, isotope so.

 

[great bear]

Aw sheet I guess you've heard all my lines now. Wire we fighting anyway?

Wire we fighting? Because its a thread.

 

[great bear]

You shouldn't go fission around with nuclear power without asbestoes protection you can find. Or at least, isotope so.

Good one!

 

[Hard Idle]

My christmas lights always get entangled. Sometimes I think I would have to be a quantum mechanic to fix them.

I suffer from entanglement when I forget to trim my pubic hair.