Question for the girls!

[chouka]

We all know guys on this board can be brutally honest with their opinions of girls they see. I'm curious, are any of the girls here brave enough to reply to the following question:

What are your top 3 turn offs from clients:
(Ex: Fat dudes or unclean/smelly...)

Fell free to illustrate with stories or humor!

Cheers!

 

[silee]

Good luck! I can't see the girls or ladies will answer that. It's business suicide.

 

[Ref]

We all know guys on this board can be brutally honest with their opinions of girls they see. I'm curious, are any of the girls here brave enough to reply to the following question:

What are your top 3 turn offs from clients:
(Ex: Fat dudes or unclean/smelly...)

Fell free to illustrate with stories or humor!

Cheers!

Go to a TERB party - You should see your answers there.

 

[StClairAvenue]

Well all the women and men on their board have already stated that bad hygiene is a turn off.

And I think you can pretty much assume that anything that would be a turn off for women in the real world is also a turn off for SPs. Don't be so naive to think that just because they're getting payed, they're not grossed out buy pimples, obesity, or any abnormalities.

I think it's silly that you even need to ask this question.

 

[Riley.Royal]

Good luck! I can't see the girls or ladies will answer that. It's business suicide.

We do have things that turn us off just like any other human being out there, but since this a board that brings us females who are on here business whether we are agency girls, agency owners or indies. We won't come out and say that since we will be offending a large group of our clients.

Hygiene and personality go along way. That is the basics to keep a girl happy.

 

[Brill]

I'd say hair pulling, nipple twisting and guys who sneak off their condom would be turn-offs if I was a gal.
I don't think it would hurt business to voice this.

 

[Rockslinger]

If one has the time and energy, one could do a compilation of SP posts over the past 12 or 24 months. Here are some from memory.

1) Guys who take forever to come.
2) Guys who walk without paying.
3) Guys who walk immediately upon seeing the SP in person.
4) Guys who bring their dogs to the appointment .
5) Guys who give the SP a long stunning $2,000 leather coat.
6) Guys who book and never show.
7) Guys who won't shower.
8) Guys who show up drunk.
9) Guys who want the SP to show up drunk.
10) Guys who answer their Blackberry while in session.
11) Guys who show up at the appointment with their GF.
12) Guys who pee inside the SP.
13) Others.

 

[dirkstoned]

If one has the time and energy, one could do a compilation of SP posts over the past 12 or 24 months. Here are some from memory.

1) Guys who take forever to come.
2) Guys who walk without paying.
3) Guys who walk immediately upon seeing the SP in person.
4) Guys who bring their dogs to the appointment .
5) Guys who give the SP a long stunning $2,000 leather coat.
6) Guys who book and never show.
7) Guys who won't shower.
8) Guys who show up drunk.
9) Guys who want the SP to show up drunk.
10) Guys who answer their Blackberry while in session.
11) Guys who show up at the appointment with their GF.
12) Guys who pee inside the SP.
13) Others.

#12? Seriously? I know I cant piss with wood.

 

[Rockslinger]

#12? Seriously? I know I cant piss with wood.

Yup, this came up in the "SP Rant Room" about 3-4 months ago. The guy tried to explained it away by saying he had some kind of surgery that made his pee very "watery".

 

[Ladyraven]

I'd say hair pulling, nipple twisting and guys who sneak off their condom would be turn-offs if I was a gal.
I don't think it would hurt business to voice this.

nipple twisting and hair pulling are actually favorites of mine..

 

[luv4lust]

1 men who forget my damn coffee
2 men who talk about other escorts during our time
3 men who think i like getting or giving rim jobs
4 men who think aftershave goes on their nuts
5 men who try to tickle my brain with their tongue {tongue in ear}

 

[Ashley Dupree]

Good luck! I can't see the girls or ladies will answer that. It's business suicide.

I will take this one for the girl since I use to be sp and can answer free now.

obvious turnoff:

stinky crotch
body odor
bad breath
stuff coming out of cock if uncut
want unsafe activity
take up more time then they suppose to
start haggle with sp

more obvious turnoff

guy who ask to many question
guy who get clingy to his sp or obsess
guy who ask out sp
sp have to ask client for the fee
guy who talk shit about his wife in front of sp
guy who is or act creepy
talk about review board all the time
guy who talk about other sp and their personal life telling real name. i dont want to know!!
say he is terb member and expect special treatment cause he has million post
guy who berate sp for her choice to be sp
guy who show up unannounce or really early at incall

i think i cover a lot of them. most people think just cause guy is fat that he is disgusting. not true. you can be bigger and have good hygeine. I have seen good looking fit guy with shit hygeine and even shitter personality. who ever said personality and hygeine go long way is correct.

 

[Ladyraven]

1 men who forget my damn coffee
2 men who talk about other escorts during our time
3 men who think i like getting or giving rim jobs
4 men who think aftershave goes on their nuts
5 men who try to tickle my brain with their tongue {tongue in ear}

haha .. Yes I agree with everything .. preach it sister.!! amen

 

[Miss Maya Blue]

see I love to both talk about other sex experiences, and experiences with sex workers, and i love to be rimmed

lol

to each his own...

 

[luv4lust]

see I love to both talk about other sex experiences, and experiences with sex workers, and i love to be rimmed

lol

to each his own...

ok but he asked

What are your top 3 turn offs from clients

 

[The Bandit]

nipple twisting and hair pulling are actually favorites of mine..

I see you like it "rough"....

 

[Jade4u]

The odd guy that thinks it is ok to come 40 minutes late and when you bring it up to them about the time they arrived they say that they got held up with thier clients. They do not bother to call or make sure that you are not doing anything else. They do not seem to understand it is risky business to pull such things. At least not until you tell them.

They just want you to provide for them understanding that they could be held up with thier clients and want you to take thier times they schedule as an estimate. This type also usually tells you too that sometimes they may get held up terribly and may not be able to show at all. Fine sometimes, but on nights you could be busier how about a number to cancel with them if you get another call. That 40 minutes could squeeze you in two men in a night rather than just one. Even better how about mentioning you could be running late and mention this the first time and not just show up at any random time.

I had a few men in my days that would mention this each time on the phone to me and leave me thier number to call back at (same night) if I got someone else and understood my business was important too. They would then call back if I did not call to cancel to see if the coast was clear when they got closer to the area. I also knew that thier work could pull them away sooner too. It is simple if co-operation goes both ways.

In short men that are careless and do not bring up important details and do not think of possible consequences to thier actions. (not calling, showing up regardless)

What if they knock at the door and there is another man inside? Jeeeepers creeeepers.

If this is sounds like you guys and a situation you are in with your work well then choose reputable sp's that you feel safe leaving your number with that will only call the night/day within the time of your apt. answer the phone discretly if you are around clients it can be done. You have to answer the phone for your clients anyways. If explained a good sp would only call if she has to. I do understand there is not so good sp's out there if they get your numbers but not all are like that. If not then make sure you call at least.

 

[cute-bald]

If you are looking for ....

an answer of a personal nature...... YUP , it is business suicide. FOR EG. I have a lady friend that has been in the biz. for 10 years. Most of the guys , she says, are short. Her personal tastes, short guys are a turn off. BUT, you won't hear her telling you that to any of these guys.

 

[Kyra.Graves]

I can't stand when a client degrades you for your choice of work, they'll give you the lecture on you're so smart you should be working in this type of degrading work, all the while they are starting to kiss and caress you.

Pet peeve number two would be clients that arrive and try to negotiate rates, I just send them on their way.

Third I have an issue with guys that keep bringing up their height inadequacies on SP review boards. I get that your short and you'll never measure up to me but just because you are insecure about it doesn't mean I am, get over it and move on. Also I hear there is leg lengthening surgery you can get if it stresses you that much, seriously I'm tired of having to hear about it.

 

[genintoronto]

I can't stand when a client degrades you for your choice of work, they'll give you the lecture on you're so smart you should be working in this type of degrading work, all the while they are starting to kiss and caress you.

Ditto that. Also in this category are clients who, while telling you how smart you are, give you "friendly advices" on how to run your business, assuming they know better than you and have a better grasp than you do on the escort industry.

Other major pet peeve are clients who boast about how they are the perfect john while ridiculing what they assume are all those other "ugly, fat, smelly, arrogant clients" that you see. Great clients are those that don't feel the need to self-congratulate themselves about how great they are.

Third pev peeve are clients who go on guilt trip after the deed is done (it's ALWAYS after), and start interogating you on how "clean" you are, how often you get tested, how you can do this job without getting infected, etc. Leave the guilt at home, and stop insulting me. It's also a bit late to ask me after you fucked me whether I'm "clean" or not.