Even if I could perform fellatio on myself I doubt I would. Any benefit I'd get from having a mouth around my penis would be instantly and irrevocably lost when I realised I have a penis in my mouth.
Even if I could perform fellatio on myself I doubt I would. Any benefit I'd get from having a mouth around my penis would be instantly and irrevocably lost when I realised I have a penis in my mouth.
I am so behind this!-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger
I can think of MANY occasions I've wished for this feature!There is a great need for sarcasm font.
OH, I LIKE THAT ONE! LMFAO!Bad decisions make good stories
I'm not sure how your post preceded my starting the thread - but I missed that one in the original text and it's hilarious!!!the minds of young people today
TERB Twilight zone... when Fred took the system down for maintenance and the time zone got set wrong upon its return...I'm not sure how your post preceded my starting the thread
this is a good site. some of these are lifted from www.textsfromlastnight.com but both are pretty hilariousOne of the few forwards I was sent that I felt like sharing, I found this one really funny.
http://melon.posterous.com/random-thoughts-from-25-35-year-olds
Guess you all know my age group.![]()
All of them are from http://ruminations.com/site/ but most everything can be found everywhere nowadays. When this was forwarded to me I found it to be the best compilation, kind of a best of the best list. I hate having to sort through pages and pages of someones drunken thoughts.this is a good site. some of these are lifted from www.textsfromlastnight.com but both are pretty hilarious





