Random Thoughts from 25-35 year olds...

WhaWhaWha

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Between a rock and a hard place
Even if I could perform fellatio on myself I doubt I would. Any benefit I'd get from having a mouth around my penis would be instantly and irrevocably lost when I realised I have a penis in my mouth.
:eek: the minds of young people today
 

Lou Siffer

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-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

There's a whole bunch of terbites who've never had this realization. Ignorance must be bliss.
 

Ladyraven

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all over the GTA
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone
and run away?


OH MYGOD . laffed so hard almost peed myself. lol
its funny cuz its true
 
the minds of young people today
I'm not sure how your post preceded my starting the thread - but I missed that one in the original text and it's hilarious!!! :D

Oh and AJ I love the pics in your sig. happy to put my music to your pictures.
 
I'm not sure how your post preceded my starting the thread
TERB Twilight zone... when Fred took the system down for maintenance and the time zone got set wrong upon its return...

That happened to a couple of my posts as well... I was going to try and play a trick on another TERB, but the time got correct before I could! :mad:
 
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this is a good site. some of these are lifted from www.textsfromlastnight.com but both are pretty hilarious
All of them are from http://ruminations.com/site/ but most everything can be found everywhere nowadays. When this was forwarded to me I found it to be the best compilation, kind of a best of the best list. I hate having to sort through pages and pages of someones drunken thoughts.
hmmm... yet oddly I'm on terb. :confused: I know there is a flaw in my logic, no need to point it out to me people. :-}
 
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