[Sigh] How to start this review...well I guess before all the "told ya's" start, I'll place this all on Barbara (it's all her fault 
)! You see, I called her for a noon hour romp, but no answer. And so, with the little head leading the way, I resorted to the Sun and called ONE OF A KIND because she was listed as being downtown (I know, never look directly into the Sun, and now I have been blinded as a result).
Ok, truth be told, she really wasn't that bad, but after Barbara unfortunately everything has been spoiled. So here's the jist for Ms. One of a Kind (never did catch her name). I call around noon, says she is 35, 5'1, 130, A cup, blonde hair. Rates are $100 for the half, all inclusive, with an extra $30 for greek. So I figure, what the hell right?
Show up at her apartment which was downtown just off Bank, and everything she said was true (although her hair was only two inches long)...except she forgot to mention she was fugly. And I don't mean "could be kinda cute in a way", I mean she was beaten up, then down, then back up again with the fugly stick. Again, what am I to do? [sigh...again, she's no Barbara]. After getting her clothes off, she does have a pretty nice body, a little extra pounds on her, but I don't mind, especially when she could give a CBJ the way she did. Like a vacum picking up dirt! She took 'er all down again and again...she had said DT was her speciality and I have to agree that she is damned good. So as she's attempting to remove my little head by suction, I do a little finger, then some DATY. Then WAMMO! After making sure that I wasn't just smacked in the face with a steak (nope just the biggest beef curtains I have ever seen), we get into a groove. Unlike other SP's who just lay like dead fish, this one was wild! Finally, up she goes for a little greek! My first time, and it wasn't that bad! Again, she was all into it and had no problem with a little donation on her back in the end.
And so, the review summary. Dudes, she fugly. Real fugly. But she has a nice personality, good rates, and likes what she is doing...a lot! So, if you're like me and can use your imagination, or don't mind her face in a pillow, then go for it! Would I repeat...I'll say no, however she was convenient and should Barbara not be available then I guess I have no choice, unless someone has any suggestions for someone close to downtown...
PS...I have now learned my lesson and have started saving my pennies to see JoyfulC AND Barbara...at once...no more staring at the SUN I promise!!
)! You see, I called her for a noon hour romp, but no answer. And so, with the little head leading the way, I resorted to the Sun and called ONE OF A KIND because she was listed as being downtown (I know, never look directly into the Sun, and now I have been blinded as a result).Ok, truth be told, she really wasn't that bad, but after Barbara unfortunately everything has been spoiled. So here's the jist for Ms. One of a Kind (never did catch her name). I call around noon, says she is 35, 5'1, 130, A cup, blonde hair. Rates are $100 for the half, all inclusive, with an extra $30 for greek. So I figure, what the hell right?
Show up at her apartment which was downtown just off Bank, and everything she said was true (although her hair was only two inches long)...except she forgot to mention she was fugly. And I don't mean "could be kinda cute in a way", I mean she was beaten up, then down, then back up again with the fugly stick. Again, what am I to do? [sigh...again, she's no Barbara]. After getting her clothes off, she does have a pretty nice body, a little extra pounds on her, but I don't mind, especially when she could give a CBJ the way she did. Like a vacum picking up dirt! She took 'er all down again and again...she had said DT was her speciality and I have to agree that she is damned good. So as she's attempting to remove my little head by suction, I do a little finger, then some DATY. Then WAMMO! After making sure that I wasn't just smacked in the face with a steak (nope just the biggest beef curtains I have ever seen), we get into a groove. Unlike other SP's who just lay like dead fish, this one was wild! Finally, up she goes for a little greek! My first time, and it wasn't that bad! Again, she was all into it and had no problem with a little donation on her back in the end.
And so, the review summary. Dudes, she fugly. Real fugly. But she has a nice personality, good rates, and likes what she is doing...a lot! So, if you're like me and can use your imagination, or don't mind her face in a pillow, then go for it! Would I repeat...I'll say no, however she was convenient and should Barbara not be available then I guess I have no choice, unless someone has any suggestions for someone close to downtown...
PS...I have now learned my lesson and have started saving my pennies to see JoyfulC AND Barbara...at once...no more staring at the SUN I promise!!
