Well here I was home on a Saturday night all alone and horny as hell. Was bored after watching hockey most of the night. Now I am always a weekday 10am hobbying kind of guy so searching for a good experience at 1am was something new to me. I had my eye on this girl Jess http://kitchener.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exotic-brunette-playmate-specials-19/9886682 number is 519 590 1867. I recognized the puppy paw tat in the pics and remembered she had received good reviews before. Her pics are fairly accurate....maybe slightly heavier. Can't remember what here name was in those reviews though. I called and asked for the donation amount(told $100 for the 1/2hr) and the address(Stanley Park area). Made the appointment for 30-40min from the time I called so I could shower/shave and whatnot. I find the place and realize its a highrise. Hmmmmm.....wasn't given the buzz code or apt#. Its 1:45 so I call and no answer. Wait a few min to call again and no answer. Shit! I think to myself what do I do now?. I drive over to the mall and I am thinking to myself maybe thats a sign to just go home and jerk all over myself? But no......I sit at the mall and call again. No answer but it clicks to voice mail right away so I call back and I get a hold of her! She had a mixup and was told sorry and to come over right away. Ok cool I drive back over and I get a text asking to wait 10min. No biggie. Finally I get the "coast is clear" message and head on up. Greeted at the door by a tiny little cute brunette. Exchange pleasantries and ask about restrictions. Told everything safe(CBJ,no greek) Ok cool. Was told the bedroom had her attack cat in it so it was out of use. I look and see we will be using this really small and uncomfortable fold down futon couch. I get asked for a CBJ right away and I look down and Mr Happy isn't at attention so I decline. We both got naked and lied down on the couch. A little kissing and tit licking and sucking(fantastic breasts!) with her stroking Mr Happy and he quickly rises to attention. Put the cover on and receive a pretty good CBJ. I ask about a 69 and am shot down. No biggie. I ask for mish and engaged in a little DATY and after a bit slip it in and start a rockin! Holy shit I am thinking to myself........I am gonna fall off this fucking futon! One leg on the floor and the other leg well off the end of the bed trying to push on anything to get some leverage. The futon sucked big time to fuck on! I made the best of it and slammed away for a good 15min with some kissing and tit licking along the way and I go off for my SOG. Clean up....get dressed and thanked her for seeing me and I give her a kiss goodbye and I am on my way. Would I repeat? Yea maybe if we could use a nice big bed to fuck in. Moral of the story? Next time I am alone on a Saturday night and its really late to stay off of backpage and just jerk off and call it a night:eyebrows: Enjoy the review guys!
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