I drained that Tim's XL coffee, three fritters on the side
Tossed the cup, feeling bold and buzzing, what the hell, off to the spa I’d go
The schedule teased me gently. Maya’s working, so happy that I cried!
I called before they opened, and yes! she said “ I’m free, you know.”
I sauntered in all ready, but the cold shower froze my "soul"
Thosefucking baffling little handles they chose had me flailing in defeat
Back in the room Maya strode in smiling, dominant and control(led)
But - oh sexy twist - it's early, she’s in street clothes, looking wicked sweet.
We argued ten minutes loudly, a debate of epic scale
'Till she shouted that well known, "FINE!" and said she’d do the massage like that
Honestly, yoga pants and sweatshirt? A guaranteed holy grail
No robe required—she rocks the room, she has it all down pat.
She calmly worked her revenge as I yelped in comic pain
Ignoring every squeak and shriek that echoed around the place
Yet somehow it ended like heaven, as sunshine after rain
Because, come on, it’s Maya. She beguiles with beauty and with grace.
I hobbled out to the parking lot, my back feeling really plowed
Snatching and clutching many chocolates to alleviate the pain
Already plotting next time, croaking goodbye now not so loud
Knowing I’d soon stagger back for Maya’s touch again.
Tossed the cup, feeling bold and buzzing, what the hell, off to the spa I’d go
The schedule teased me gently. Maya’s working, so happy that I cried!
I called before they opened, and yes! she said “ I’m free, you know.”
I sauntered in all ready, but the cold shower froze my "soul"
Those
Back in the room Maya strode in smiling, dominant and control(led)
But - oh sexy twist - it's early, she’s in street clothes, looking wicked sweet.
We argued ten minutes loudly, a debate of epic scale
'Till she shouted that well known, "FINE!" and said she’d do the massage like that
Honestly, yoga pants and sweatshirt? A guaranteed holy grail
No robe required—she rocks the room, she has it all down pat.
She calmly worked her revenge as I yelped in comic pain
Ignoring every squeak and shriek that echoed around the place
Yet somehow it ended like heaven, as sunshine after rain
Because, come on, it’s Maya. She beguiles with beauty and with grace.
I hobbled out to the parking lot, my back feeling really plowed
Snatching and clutching many chocolates to alleviate the pain
Already plotting next time, croaking goodbye now not so loud
Knowing I’d soon stagger back for Maya’s touch again.
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