Review - sketchiest. experience. ever

[popper123]

http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEs...arbie-let-me-please-yu-babe-140hh-18/23695835

Tired of the same old predictable experience from agency girls? Do classy hotels and condos take the excitement out of it? I've got just the solution for you!

I went to see Barbie at her place in the east end. She instructs you to wait by the side door and then it pops open and you sneak it. The excitement had my adrenaline pumping. Am I going to get mugged as soon as I step through that door? Luckily it was only her and she leads me up the stairwell and into her place.

Pics are probably legit but they flatter her. In person, she looks tired and worn out.

The place is filthy. There is leftover food all over and flies are all around. I'm pretty sure the bed linen hasn't been changed in weeks. I wanted to use the bathroom to freshen up first but changed my mind when I saw how dirty it is. You couldn't pay me to take a shower in there.

Somehow, despite all this, I decided to stick around. We then get down to business...
- everything safe
- no kissing
- ok with doggy, but everything else was "it hurts, blah blah blah"
- wouldn't let me finish on her because she wanted to be ready for the next client, ughhh
- her dog kept making distracting noises even though it was in a different room.

Somehow I got myself to finish. I went straight home after that to shower and burn my clothes.

Excitement 8/10
Sketchiness 10/10
Service 3/10
Looks 6/10

 

[GlavaMan]

SFE = Sketchy Friend Experience :Eek:

Thanks for posting your review.

 

[Walnut]

Thanks for taking one for the team. She was on my wishlist, too, so you've saved me a lot of trouble.

 

[interferon]

"ready for the next client"???

Wasn't she planning on showering?

 

[igotaboner]

Ya that is just bad news. Not for this buck or his bucks

 

[DB123]

Something tells me "everything safe" was a blessing in disguise

 

[LikeRedHeads]

Something tells me "everything safe" was a blessing in disguise

YYYYYYep!

 

[whitewaterguy]

Kind of a bummer. BP pics would get you all pumped for an exciting experience....only to have to deal with all that...yikes. Thanks or sharing

 

[Jugo]

YYYYYYep!

LRH, please clear your PMs!

 

[CapitalGuy]

"Somehow, despite all this, I decided to stick around".

We've all been there, lol. I've never backed out of a deal once I'm in the door, and regretted my decisions even before I did the deed lol. C'est la vie.

 

[mywiiwii]

"Somehow, despite all this, I decided to stick around".

We've all been there, lol. I've never backed out of a deal once I'm in the door, and regretted my decisions even before I did the deed lol. C'est la vie.

Yup, anyone here ever been hosted at the Ottawa Inn on Montreal Rd. in the BASEMENT room? Damn scary shit. I was instructed to walk in through the back entrance where some welfare cases were loitering.
I thought I was going to get mugged but my little pecker wouldn't let me turn around and book it.
I started with a shower and I kept peeking out past the shower curtain because I was sure some thugs were going to come in and beat me.
Girl was nice enough. After I got my shot off I popped off the bed and started dressing. She told me I still had lots of time and I said I had somewhere to go. I stayed about 20 mins of my one hour session. I think that was my sketchiest experience ever...but then again there was that girl in Gatineau...

 

[igotaboner]

Yup, anyone here ever been hosted at the Ottawa Inn on Montreal Rd. in the BASEMENT room? Damn scary shit. I was instructed to walk in through the back entrance where some welfare cases were loitering.
I thought I was going to get mugged but my little pecker wouldn't let me turn around and book it.
I started with a shower and I kept peeking out past the shower curtain because I was sure some thugs were going to come in and beat me.
Girl was nice enough. After I got my shot off I popped off the bed and started dressing. She told me I still had lots of time and I said I had somewhere to go. I stayed about 20 mins of my one hour session. I think that was my sketchiest experience ever...but then again there was that girl in Gatineau...

Ya...mine was at the sketchy Richmond Plaza in Westboro
Here's a review on the place from trip advisor
"Bedbugs. Swarms of bedbugs. An old dump with a lower class clientele. Frequent police visits, not that that would help you. Loud, rude punks amid welfare recipients. The name makes it seem nice. But its an old dump. Normal people do not stay there. Sleep in a phone booth rather that this dump. "

...she was not very attractive and the room was a sty...she started crying halfway through and telling me about CAS taking her kids cause they found out she was hooking...that was a bit of a downer.
Oh yeah then there was the time.....