Ripped and size .....

[TJ in the 'Peg]

Ripped, if the quote below from another thread is accurate, then a) you are a tad smaller than avg (no offence bud) or b) I am a bit bigger than average

"Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it. I have something in my pants that's 6" long, 2" wide and very few women can resist. 8-þ"
Ripped

Ladies, Ripped may have inadvertantly started a new thread here. I am 6 1/2 long (which I thought to be just a bit longer than normal) and about 3 1/2 wide (which I thought to be just about avg).

Ladies - your input (no pun intended) would be greatly appreciated here..... what is normal from your experience, and given equal skill in using one's equipment, what do you prefer, longer or wider????

TJ

 

[Groucho]

Hey, it's not the wand, it's the wizard.

Groucho the magician

 

[Squatting Tiger]

6" long, 2" wide

I haven't measured mine, but I thought dollar bills have standard dimensions. And yes, no woman can resist mine.

 

[gramage]

how do you guys measure the width? I mean I'm about 6 inches (maybe a little more) but I don't have a clue about width

 

[dogman]

Or get her to put her mouth around it and hold the position and get a ruler and measure her mouth..........lol

 

[Remo]

Damn this thread is starting to produce some great quotes

 

[prodigal]

I have it on pretty good authority

that average length is much closer to 5" than 6, and that width matters a bit more, long as you're not too short.

And you don't want to know the sample size for the data gathered to answer the question (either it's so small it's embarassing or so big its embarassing - guess)

And anyway, where do you measure from, and what angle do you "present" at? measure from the base on the top side you'll be much shorter than on the bottom side, and it's all usable if you know what you're doing...

 

[Avery]

Re: I have it on pretty good authority

And anyway, where do you measure from, and what angle do you "present" at? measure from the base on the top side you'll be much shorter than on the bottom side, and it's all usable if you know what you're doing...

It’s an old joke, but it’s relevant to how one measures the length of a penis..…

A drunk staggers into a bar and sees a cat sleeping on top of the counter. He says to the bartender, “If my dick is longer than the cat’s tail, will you give me a free drink?”

The bartender sees the cat’s 10” tail and replies, “Sure!”

So, they measure the cat’s tail and the drunk’s dick, and it’s no contest. The cat wins easily.

The drunk says, “Wait a minute! Where did you start to measure the cat’s tail?”

The bartender replies, “From his ass, of course!”

The drunk says, “Well, kindly extend me the same courtesy!”