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have a look here for all common acronyms. - https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=100682
Take a look at the newbie guide as well. It can be very helpful
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=117479
Take a look at the newbie guide as well. It can be very helpful
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=117479
Reading those bits of info will give you a good idea of the difference, but in reality, the terms are not always so clear. Variations such as "safe GFE" exist.
Personally, I have only ever had one "real" GFE. It included carpet cleaning and a dog walk...
More recently, I have had a number of near GFEs that consisted of dinner, conversation, great sex. No drama though, and therefore not a complete GFE!
Personally, I have only ever had one "real" GFE. It included carpet cleaning and a dog walk...
More recently, I have had a number of near GFEs that consisted of dinner, conversation, great sex. No drama though, and therefore not a complete GFE!
Stoo said:Reading those bits of info will give you a good idea of the difference, but in reality, the terms are not always so clear. Variations such as "safe GFE" exist.
Personally, I have only ever had one "real" GFE. It included carpet cleaning and a dog walk...
More recently, I have had a number of near GFEs that consisted of dinner, conversation, great sex. No drama though, and therefore not a complete GFE!
Stoo, I'd be happy to give you a RWE (real wife experience). You come home from work, I'll give you meatloaf and potatoes for supper, complain about having too much housework to do and you not helpinig, being tired because I'm up with the baby every night while you sleep, you not putting the toilet seat down or shovelling the driveway....Then I'll make you get up from the couch to take the garbage out, force you to watch Dancing with the Stars, tell you about the impending visit from my mother on the weekend, then go to bed with a headache so you won't touch me. Then I'll complain that you're shaking the bed when you're jerking off.
I'll do all of that for the low, low price of $800/hr. Bargoon.
GGE isn't that good either. I mean, older people are nice and all, but all great grandmas want to do is make cookies and knit sweaters. The hour is very awkward.
Twinklegirl said:
OoOo RWE!!! Single, young male is Interested!!! do we have to prebook in advance for this RWE service? ie to get meatloaf ready? or just bring in an old casette player
jokes aside, i thought a pse was pretty much you get to do what you see in porn, with a bit of acting on the sp's part. correct me if i'm too far off here.
In theory that might be true. In reality, in many cases it wouldn't include Greek for example. I have read reviews where the PSE factor was little more than excessive moaning, some dirty talk, and an upcharge.jcrb26dett said:
With all of these encounters, the YMMV factor is the thing to always keep in mind. It's one of the reasons that I tend to stick with a girl that I like and see her repeatedly until she gets bored with me and tosses me out (or retires or something).
Twinkle, as much as I appreciate your RWE offer, I think I'll pass! I had one of those once and I'm still paying for it. I have just now calculated that the cost to date works out to about $4.57/hour after 20 years of marriage. Not a bad deal I suppose, as long as I don't factor in the upkeep cost during the 20 years!
Swingdancer said:
LOL... Girls, girls...Jolee said:
I'm still away in Montreal... and behaving! Honest! I'll be home towards the end of the week. Unless I pop over to Vermont for a bit... It seems my skiis followed me here from Alberta. Is it snowing there again? Maybe we three could get together for a little shovel-fest!
SD, if I was any more faithful, I'd be a Labrador Retriever...Swingdancer said:
You guys would like each other I suspect... Dinner when I get back perhaps?
Swingdancer said:
No offense to you at all Stoo.....but my interst was selfishly to meet Swingdancer!
about $50...comic said:
but seriously.....i hate that gfe/pse b.s.
(it has way to many possible meanings to different people)
so i came up with my own WSE ''wild sexual experience''
covers it all i'd say..
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LOL... Can't blame you for that! I can just sit in the corner and watch quietly as you guys "meet"...Jolee said:
AJ, maybe you and the man could come over too... it'll be a hell of a party!amber-jade said:
