It would be kind of cool if there was an agency that specialized in celebrity look-a-likes. . . .
And they could call it . . .
L.A. Confidential
Haven't registered the name, so it's all yours, ladies.
But if you run with it, please book me with Vernonica Lake, Claudette Colbert, Hedy Lamarr, Lana Turner, Grace Kelly, Jean Arthur, Marilyn WhatserName ... or ... if they're not available, I'll settle for Kim Basinger, Cate Blanchett, Nicole Kidman, Julianne Moore, Julia Ormand, Michelle Pfeiffer, Meg Ryan . . . or . . .
Heck, just book me. I'm sure we can work out the details.