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She didn't remember me.

Goober Mcfly

Retired. -ish
Oct 26, 2001
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So I called up an SP that I had seen recently, and she asked if I had seen her before. I said "Why yes, I am the guy with the really big dick. You said it was so fucking big, oh baby you wanted it inside of you."

She didn't remember me. Should I be insulted?
 

TeasePlease

Cockasian Brother
Aug 3, 2010
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So I called up an SP that I had seen recently, and she asked if I had seen her before. I said "Why yes, I am the guy with the really big dick. You said it was so fucking big, oh baby you wanted it inside of you."

She didn't remember me. Should I be insulted?

Maybe if you told her that you were Really Big Dick #842?
 

Ridgeman08

50 Shades of AJ
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Apparently you were not very memorable. :p

:rofl:
 

Celticman

Into Ties and Tail
Aug 13, 2009
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Shouldn't it be inside of ME ?
You want Goober to fuck you? Please be a sport afterwards and post a review. Pics optional, but would be nice. Bi Bi for now :)
 

johnbeverley

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You want Goober to fuck you? Please be a sport afterwards and post a review. Pics optional, but would be nice. Bi Bi for now :)
I am referring in the context of his sentence.

"I said "Why yes, I am the guy with the really big dick. You said it was so fucking big, oh baby you wanted it inside of you."

Does that read well to you ? Read it a few times.
 

blackrock13

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Jun 6, 2009
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That old joke comes to mind.

If I say yes, will you still respect me in the morning?

Hell, I don't respect you now.
 

Moviefan-2

Court Jester
Oct 17, 2011
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Kidding aside, there's an important lesson here for those newbies who worry about what the SPs will think of them. "If I run into her on the street, will she mention...?"

SPs usually don't remember you (including the ones that claim that they do). Make a note of it.
 

Ridgeman08

50 Shades of AJ
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Kidding aside, there`s an important lesson here for those newbies who worry about what the SPs will think of them. "If I run into her on the street, will she mention...?"

SPs usually don`t remember you (including the ones that claim that they do). Make a note of it.
Not true at all.

But now that you brought it up... BOTH of you should make it SEEM like you don`t recognize each other.

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?395883-OMG-That-s-an-SP-I-ve-seen-6-times!&highlight=
 

MojoRisin'

People Are Strange!!!!!
Jul 14, 2003
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Kidding aside, there's an important lesson here for those newbies who worry about what the SPs will think of them. "If I run into her on the street, will she mention...?"

SPs usually don't remember you (including the ones that claim that they do). Make a note of it.
it seems many of you dont really know Goober or his "sense of humour" too well lol.
 

Mod100

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So I called up an SP that I had seen recently, and she asked if I had seen her before. I said "Why yes, I am the guy with the really big dick. You said it was so fucking big, oh baby you wanted it inside of you."

She didn't remember me. Should I be insulted?

So guess it's true then, size doesn't matter. At 2.5" I'm always remembered.:Eek:
 

Berlin

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Jan 31, 2003
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So I called up an SP that I had seen recently, and she asked if I had seen her before.

I said "Why yes, I am the guy with the really big dick. You said it was so fucking big, oh baby you wanted it inside of you."

She didn't remember me. Should I be insulted?
Should've told her that you're Sheik.

Happy New Year asshat.
 

GPIDEAL

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It's not how big but how hard and long you can keep it up. Didn't your grandfather tell you that?
 
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