Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are rapidly approaching Sheik's 2000th post (if somebody started a Cinder threat while I'm writing this, he could be at 2000 already).
OK, so I'm sick at home and bored silly (have any of you watched daytime TV lately? - If I see Chief Moose in another press conference, I think I'll renew my subscription to Canadian Geographic). (And another thing, is it just me or are all the reporters at these press conferences graduates of the Nashville YMCA School of Journalism - sort of correspondents by correspondence). Granted this is a bit of an exaggeration but all these press conferences seem to go something like this.
Chief Moose will now answer your questions.
Reporter 1: Have you caught the sniper?
Chief Moose: No
Reporter 1: What's the phone number he wants you to call him at? I'd like to call him to arrange an interview.
A: No. We cannot divulge the number.
Reporter 2: Have you thought about looking up the number in one of those reverse look-up directories or contacting the phone company?
A: I'm sorry. We do not give out details regarding the status of our investigation.
Reporter 1: How about a partial number?
Chief Moose: No
Reporter 3: I have two questions. First of all I'd like to say I think you guys are doing a great job with the investigation but think you're not looking in the right county and he's driving a pink Gremlin. Now for my two questions: Have you thought about looking up the phone number in one of those reverse look-up directories or contacting the phone company? Have you thought about hiring some of the guys on TERB to help with your ballistics investigtion? And lastly, is Cokie Robert married? She's hot.
Reporter 1: Does the number start with 7?
Can you tell I'm bored and sick at home (he says as Sheik approaches 2500 posts).
Anyway, I would like to propose that the next TERB party be a celebration of Sheik's 2000 posts. Everybody could bring their top 200 Sheik posts and we could compare notes.
Time for a Tylenol.
Cheers
Slackman
OK, so I'm sick at home and bored silly (have any of you watched daytime TV lately? - If I see Chief Moose in another press conference, I think I'll renew my subscription to Canadian Geographic). (And another thing, is it just me or are all the reporters at these press conferences graduates of the Nashville YMCA School of Journalism - sort of correspondents by correspondence). Granted this is a bit of an exaggeration but all these press conferences seem to go something like this.
Chief Moose will now answer your questions.
Reporter 1: Have you caught the sniper?
Chief Moose: No
Reporter 1: What's the phone number he wants you to call him at? I'd like to call him to arrange an interview.
A: No. We cannot divulge the number.
Reporter 2: Have you thought about looking up the number in one of those reverse look-up directories or contacting the phone company?
A: I'm sorry. We do not give out details regarding the status of our investigation.
Reporter 1: How about a partial number?
Chief Moose: No
Reporter 3: I have two questions. First of all I'd like to say I think you guys are doing a great job with the investigation but think you're not looking in the right county and he's driving a pink Gremlin. Now for my two questions: Have you thought about looking up the phone number in one of those reverse look-up directories or contacting the phone company? Have you thought about hiring some of the guys on TERB to help with your ballistics investigtion? And lastly, is Cokie Robert married? She's hot.
Reporter 1: Does the number start with 7?
Can you tell I'm bored and sick at home (he says as Sheik approaches 2500 posts).
Anyway, I would like to propose that the next TERB party be a celebration of Sheik's 2000 posts. Everybody could bring their top 200 Sheik posts and we could compare notes.
Time for a Tylenol.
Cheers
Slackman
