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[TFG5]

Fatal attraction : Katie Lazaro was an Ottawa beauty with intelligence and unbounded promise

http://www.canoe.ca/TorontoNews/ts.ts-07-31-0012.html

This is a sad story for a number of reasons. Im considering joining a street gang and leaving my office job to improve my chances on finding a beautiful, educated, smart girlfriend.



Area husband pretends to give a shit


On the other hand life aint that bad being single, you married guys might share a real affinity for basements and garages as well as this guy.
http://www.recoilmag.com/news/area_husband_pretends_0702.html

 

[joebob]

Area husband pretends to give a shit


On the other hand life aint that bad being single, you married guys might share a real affinity for basements and garages as well as this guy.
http://www.recoilmag.com/news/area_husband_pretends_0702.html

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Best laugh I've had in a while - thanks!

 

[Toad-O-Line]

Area husband pretends to give a shit

On the other hand life aint that bad being single, you married guys might share a real affinity for basements and garages as well as this guy.
http://www.recoilmag.com/news/area_husband_pretends_0702.html

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LOL!

That's too funny! It is so easy to just sit there and nod and go "Oh, yea?" or "No Kidding!" or "Really?" or "Sounds Great" or "Man".

Men seem to pay attention when the question of getting laid is on the line.

Another strange situation is when watching TV and your GF/wife is talking and a hot chick is on the screen or a sex scene is on - They always seem to ask a question at that time - Why?

Example - Steamy lesbian scene on TV, my thoughts are in parenthesis:

GF: My mother wants to come over for the weekend
Me: Really? (oh man she is so hot)
GF: Is that ok with you?
Me: Oh yeah (yes take off her top)
GF: You really don't mind?
Me: uh-uh (oh man is she ever deadly!)

As we are driving into work the next day.....

GF: I'll call mom and tell her to come over on Saturday at 6
Me: What, this weekend?
GF: Yes, you said so last night!
Me: When?
GF: When we were watching TV last night.
Me: (Vaguely remembering the conversation, but then recalling that amazing lesbian scene) Oh, okay. (maybe I'll be able to squeeze in dinner then go out with the boys)

Hmmm, long weekend, maybe I'll squeeze in a couple of games of golf.......

 

[zoickss]

Sorry what was that - I wasn't paying attention - could you repeat thos last comments - LOL

 

[Malibook]

My girlfriend used to test me by occasionally asking me what she had just said.
I usually knew at least what the topic was but one time she caught me as I had no idea what the hell she had been babbling about.