Sometimes...

[Shades]

It is hard to keep a straight face.
True storey.
I was in a Toys' R Us and noticed that all the employees had a name badge on that said their name and the department underneath...they all read first name of the employee and Service.
Got to the check out and a lovely young lady of dark complexion was pleased to help me. I couldn't help reading her badge, just to see her name, not just where it was pinned!
Her name....Lolita
The badge read Lolita Service
Anyone else had Lolita Service at a toy store?

 

[Don Draper]

She probably doesn't even know about Nabokov or what that phrase would mean.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

Lolita is AKA Japanese fashion

http://www.lolitafashion.org/shopping_services.php

A fashion from Japan that tries to capture the innocence of youth.

Also a song by Alizee!