Sorry Don't know where else to look - Looking for Male Stripper

[R 2 D 2]

Ok, i apologize in advance...just coz I don't know where else to look, but I'm looking for a Male Strip-O-Gram type stripper...i guess...for a female's b'day. Any help would be much appreciated.

R2D2

 

[R 2 D 2]

Just to clarify...
NOT looking for full service or anything...just a short strip show or something like that.

R2D2

 

[ricflairjuniour]

Where are u located, and does he have to have a big dong ?

 

[superquad1968]

Have you asked Goober?

I think they said big dong. Fang said Goober's is measured in microns.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

I kinda look and dance like Chris Farley in that SNL Chippendales skit... Would that do?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I think they said big dong. Fang said Goober's is measured in microns.

You can find the appropriate microscope on Ebay.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

You can find the appropriate microscope on Ebay.

...or IKEA. It's called "Gøøbĕrmîcröpeen"

 

[PHNINE]

I'll do it, but I don't have a big dong.

I hope this guy wasn't expecting any serious help....

 

[ricflairjuniour]

I can come as either King Dong Bundy or the Cuban Missile Crisis. Let me know so that I can dry clean my costume in time. I need 24 hrs notice minimum.