SPAM and Penises

[zog]

I should start by saying I'm sorry. But nothing I could possibly write about would ever live up to what you probably expected when you saw the title. Please forgive me.

That said...

I'm sure we all get SPAM in our various e-mail boxes. Recently, however, I have been getting an extraordinary amount (at leat 10 per day) that deal specifically with penis enlargement schemes.

I'm not here to review any of them (sorry). I was just wondering why this is suddenly the popular topic for junk mail.

The address that receives thee e-mails is not registered with TERB or any other on-line chatboard so I am not blaming this site for the recent influx of penile correspondence. I'm just wondering if anyone else has the same experience.

The other thing I'd like to ask is if anyone has ever received a good SPAM. That would be an unsolicited advertising message that has some wit or style to it. Everything I get is lame and dull.

Just wondering.

Zog.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Recently, however, I have been getting an extraordinary amount (at leat 10 per day) that deal specifically with penis enlargement schemes.

Maybe someone's trying to tell you something...

 

[Avery]

The address that receives thee e-mails is not registered with TERB or any other on-line chatboard so I am not blaming this site for the recent influx of penile correspondence. I'm just wondering if anyone else has the same experience.

Yep, I have the same problem. In a typical week, I get three or four Nigerian scam letters, five to ten pitches for Viagra or HGH, and at least five penis enlargement ads. So, either they're mass mailings, or someone is spreading a vicious rumour that I am a rich midget with a tiny, limp dick!

These spam messages go to either a generic business addy or to my personal business addy. They never go to my Hotmail or Yahoo! addresses, so I presume that they have software that blocks these types of spam.

And, no, I can't ever recall receiving spam that I found interesting or amusing, just dreary mass-mailed crap.

 

[zog]

Re: Re: SPAM and Penises

Maybe someone's trying to tell you something...

It's possible. But that raises a whole other question...

How do I know if mine is small? I don't go around comparing it to others.

Zog.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Re: Re: Re: SPAM and Penises

It's possible. But that raises a whole other question...

How do I know if mine is small? I don't go around comparing it to others.

Zog.

If it's smaller than a baby's arm, it's small.

 

[widowmaker]

Average size

What about width ,You need to have length and some good width. As for comparisons to others I read some where that the average length of the male penis is 5.7 inches. What that means is there are a lot of lying mother f........ out there that I know.

 

[Gilbey]

My Little... 2 cents

You beat me to the punch about spam,
here is one thing you can do, go to www.mailwasher.net and download a free program which will let you check e-mail at the server before it comes to your computer and you can designate it spam and to bounce it back to the sender, then the sender gets a undeliverable mail notice, many will drop you from the list, I have cut down considerable amounts of penis length, I mean penis spam..

there are some other ways to get back at spammers. When I got 20 spams
about a secret weight loss bread recipe
in one day I said no more bread. So I sent a letter to the mail box in Florida and wrote a note on the back of it that read.

" Attention postmaster, the guy who owns this box is scamming people for 20.00 on the net for his phoney bread recipes, so any envelope coming here has 20.00 cash in it, please feel free to open it and take the 20 and keep it and let him have the empty envelope.

when he gets this , he wont sleep thinking the mail box service is taking all his money. then I sent him another letter saying " where is my bread?, I sent you 3 envelopes with 20.00 cash so where is it.?

that will keep him in good spirits.

Also if someone really pisses you off, you can send a letter saying the box holder is selling illegal animal porn he shot himself and that police should put him on surveilance 24 /7. that'll keep the spammer a bit nervous whether anyone sees the note or not.


there are many nice pranks you can pull on spammers.

If you get some illegal porn like animal or other illegal stuff, go to the site, and go to the sign up page and see who the credit card processor is, if it is a major company like Ibill, or CCbill, or Paypal, orother, send them an e-mail with a copy of your e-mail, they may not be interested in spam but will shut down the account of anyone who runs a site with ilegal material on it. I have shut down about 15 such sites by reporting them to the credit card processor.

Paypal has a no tolrance spam policy so if you see a spam site which has a paypal logo on the payment page, send it to paypal, they will get one warning and then have their paypal account frozen.

I would like to hear more spam fighting
techniques. It gives me great pleasure.


I have actually sent a e-mail to a repeat spammer saying "you have pissed of the wrong family with your spam, , I kiss you on the cheek." but I must now watch my favorite show the Sopranos .

 

[widowmaker]

911

I use my tongue to make a girl call 911 but when the titanic hits the canal (slightly more then 5.7 inches) It' all about me.LOL

 

[zog]

Back on topic about size, ...

Cute.

Actually the topic of this thread is SPAM, the penis size thing was just a tangent.

I guess we know where your mind is focused (not that this is bad).

Zog.

 

[zog]

Ouch!

My penis is the same color as Spam.

Too much information for me!

Zog
(blocking my ears and saying "la la la")

 

[zog]

Re: Re: Ouch!

Try blocking your eyes next time.....lol.

I knew I was doing something wrong!

Zog
(shielding my eyes with...of course...porn)

 

[zog]

Back to SPAM

Actually, I've never seen the food Spam except in that Monty Python sketch and I didn't catch the colour.

Does anyone know how junk e-mail got that name?

Zog.

 

[Bboy]

Recently, however, I have been getting an extraordinary amount (at leat 10 per day) that deal specifically with penis enlargement schemes.

Man I feel left out....haven't gotten a single ad for an acme make dick bigger machine......guess they're only sent to those in need....I did get an ad for the acme ladies best friend 911 emergency pager - it's handy little gadget that straps onto the top of my head!

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM *sing along, you know the words*

 

[KBear]

I was in one of these penis enlargement sites, had a look around and copied out the text. If there is any interest, and Fred oks it, I can post the manual (37pages).

Also grabbed Unfair seductions (how to pick up women), and How to find the G spot.

The how to pick up women manuals are somewhat interesting.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I was in one of these penis enlargement sites, had a look around and copied out the text. If there is any interest, and Fred oks it, I can post the manual (37pages).

Also grabbed Unfair seductions (how to pick up women), and How to find the G spot.

The how to pick up women manuals are somewhat interesting.

Cool! And maybe Fred can make it a sticky!

*Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!*

 

[Avery]

Re: Re: Back to SPAM

Spam is a delicious meat by-product.(other parts of the cow they normally throw in the trash.)that comes in a can. I guess they call it spam cos its just all crap. Frankly....I love it..mmmmm. Fried spam and eggs in the morn. Yum.

Actually, "spam" is short for spiced ham, so there are no cow parts in it, just pig parts.

http://www.cusd.claremont.edu/~mrosenbl/spamstory.html

P.S. If your dick really is the colour of spam, see a doctor right away!