Sun--Andrea-spunky mature lady

[oleman]

Short: Scary, my eyes are still burning.
Long: There I was again, the soccer moms weren't answering the phone, but I've already taken my pill, and I've got the time slot and the money. So......
Scary skinny, scary makeup. Too bad. She was cheap, clean, friendly enough, actually gave me a pretty good screw, offered a toothless bj (I declined politely).
How many oysters do ya have to shuck before ya find a pearl?
O.

 

[Ross Eyerie]

"Toothless BJ" huh?...

...hmmmm...

 

[JPsoHot]

Yuk.........I hope she had dentures or was she willing to knock the last 3 teeth out for you?? LOL

 

[OnTheWayOut]

inexperience showing

Don't knock it unless ya tried it .... there's something to be said for a good "gumjob"

 

[antlerman]

Don't knock it unless ya tried it .... there's something to be said for a good "gumjob"

Not something I would go around bragging about........

 

[OnTheWayOut]

Not something I would go around bragging about........

Hey, it's not like it sounds .... she was @ 22 and had been in a car accident. Not what you had in mind was it????

 

[antlerman]

Hey, it's not like it sounds .... she was @ 22 and had been in a car accident. Not what you had in mind was it????

No...it was not what I had in mind........thanks for helping me hold down half of my breakfast............

 

[tracey]

Nice

Yuk.........I hope she had dentures or was she willing to knock the last 3 teeth out for you?? LOL

I like the way you are so graphic. I am not a morning person I am usually grumpy when I wake up but this made me laugh so you made my day.
Kisses Tracey...

 

[penguin2]

Short: Scary, my eyes are still burning.
Long: There I was again, the soccer moms weren't answering the phone,
O.

Who's your favourite soccer mom?

 

[sonyminidiscman]

by far the funniest post i have read for a loooong time!!! gumjob......hahahahaahaaa

 

[twizzler2]

I hope she had dentures or was she willing to knock the last 3 teeth out for you

Now that would a commitment to service!

When I started reading this sentence I was sure it was going to finish differently;

How many oysters do ya have to ...

I thought maybe

"Eat before this seems like a good idea"

Good thread, it got me laughing