My 2000th post!
God Damn it! I really do need to get a life.
If only my Catholic School teachers could see me now.
When I posted my 1000th post I forgot to thank some people that made the moment possible. So here goes:
1. Thank you dad for shagging mom. Now I know how I got the dent in the back of my head.
2. Thank you Goober for being a complete and utter thorn in my ass.
3. Sheik for never letting my forget how much of a “Yatch” I am.
4. DenWa for allowing me to flirt and fantasize with LiL’Miss about having a threesome with Raven without fear of death.
5. Raven for nurturing the “threesome” thing with her bisexual off colour comments.
6. Wrong Hole for allowing me to read and his homo-erotic poetry before emailing it to Alien. Cheer up Wrong Hole, Alien will eventually come around and when he does you both will make a wonderful couple.
7. Coolguys…..THANK YOU!
8. Fred for give me and all of us the forum to get really….I mean really get bent!
9. The edumacational system for giving me the strength and confidence to make so many glaring errors and omissions in my posts. See item 3.
10. Aphrodite for constantly bitching at me about God knows what!
11. Monty Python and Douglas Adams.
P.S. Goober, if you don’t mind I’ll take a rain check on that “hummer.” The last one took three months of therapy and way too much Prozac to get over.
