Surrealist

[Meesh]

Surrealist web stuff

http://www.smalltime.com/dada/

Mine came up:
Your secret name is vanilla ice.
The animal which symbolizes you is manx.
The color of your soul is golden fleece.
The celebrity you most resemble is fresh prince.
Your special pain or illness is arthritis.
Your most important time of day is noon.
The shape of your life is curvacious.
And the flavor which identifies you most is musk.



Or try the Surrealist Compliment Generator:

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

Sample:
"The microfine network of eyes traversing your shoulders causes me to shudder in anticipation of the coming of the wondrous season of jaundiced eskimos and impotent Anglican priests. "

 

[Gentle Ben]

Your secret name is Bill Bailey.
The animal which symbolizes you is gallstones.
The color of your soul is noon on Sunday.
The celebrity you most resemble is teardrop.
Your special pain or illness is fresh mown grass.
Your most important time of day is Finney Magee.
The shape of your life is octopus.
And the flavor which identifies you most is lime green

 

[xarir]

Your secret name is 2.30.
The animal which symbolizes you is triangle.
The color of your soul is fun.
The celebrity you most resemble is Donna.
Your special pain or illness is Tiger.
Your most important time of day is Red.
The shape of your life is Britney Spears.
And the flavor which identifies you most is saucy.


Well, at least Britney is in my life.

 

[Gentle Ben]

Or try the Surrealist Compliment Generator:

You are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent.

 

[superquad1968]

Your secret name is frog.
The animal which symbolizes you is puke green.
The color of your soul is kerry.
The celebrity you most resemble is a rash of the rectum.
Your special pain or illness is darkness.
Your most important time of day is plump.
The shape of your life is sour.
And the flavor which identifies you most is Archibald.

"Your nose hair is pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the Republican lobbyists below." HA! Damn those Republicans!

 

[Annessa]

Your secret name is Titsi Fly.
The animal which symbolizes you is Morning-itus.
The color of your soul is half past never.
The celebrity you most resemble is dodecahedron.
Your special pain or illness is spoiled milk.
Your most important time of day is Borigard.
The shape of your life is penguin.
And the flavor which identifies you most is 40% grey.




Annessa
xoxo

 

[Goober Mcfly]

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.

 

[Meesh]

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured power tools.

 

[langeweile]

Your secret name is cat.
The animal which symbolizes you is red.
The color of your soul is beatles.
The celebrity you most resemble is cold.
Your special pain or illness is night.
Your most important time of day is heart.
The shape of your life is tiramissu.
And the flavor which identifies you most is Giselle.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Your secret name is sun-ripened raspberry.
The animal which symbolizes you is Karl.
The color of your soul is Leprechaun.
The celebrity you most resemble is plaid.
Your special pain or illness is Al Bundy.
Your most important time of day is anal leakage.
The shape of your life is 8:30.
And the flavor which identifies you most is Sort of roundish.

 

[langeweile]

Said the one surrealist to the other surrealist

"Are you for real?"

 

[Meesh]

Said the one surrealist to the other surrealist

"Are you for real?"

The correct answer, of course, being 'four'