Survivor KW

[calloway]

Okay team... I'm putting the finishing touches on our version of this popular television series. The exotic desitination has not been confirmed... but the Dollhouse parking lot is one of the options. The rules are simple... once a week one of the cast members will get voted off. To stay on... you must use your creative writing talents to prove your value and worthiness to the others. Alliances can be done through PM or on the board... depending on how much stink you want to cause.

So far... pending confirmation... the following Terbites have been invitied to participate: Calloway... CEO... Seniorita... Gentleman_Wloo... Rogie... Hammertm... Slyguy... DATY... Anselmo... Nikita... Red Jenna... Emma

Please confirm... but only if you're not "chicken". The producers will allow an increased tribe... so please PM if you're interested. You're allowed to bring 6 things and each of you will be considered naked on arrival. So please CEO... for the sake of the rest of us... pick boxer shorts and a t-shirt for 2 of your items. The only thing provided by the television producers will be condoms. You may not bring any money with you or select it as one of your options.

So... let's start by hearing what each of you are bringing to Survivor KW...

 

[senorita]

I would bring music, blankets (for various) reasons! lol

I would bring toothpaste, a razor (i know how much the men would appreciate that)

Deoderant, and ummm...I will get back to you on the last item!

Calloway...could I share a hut with you?? (blushing) lol

 

[calloway]

Okay... you must be able to hold each of your 6 items in one hand. Why am I thinking about Senorita (aka Kayla) when I say that?

 

[anselmo]

I will bring the following:

1. My personal care bag which includes deodorant, razor, toothpaste, mouthwash, shampoo, nail clippers,etc)

2. My special concoction of "Sex on the Beach" drink so I can get all the ladies hammered and take advantage of them

3. Chocolates to be used as a bribe for all the ladies( and used as an aphrodisiac)

4. Lifetime supply of Viagra with my iron man pills

5. My special Cum F*** Me Now cologne to be used in the event that all the men are voted out first and I have all the women left with me

6. Pepper spray to be used on the men in the event that all the ladies are voted out first and all the guys start to look good to eachother


Hey Seniorita, you can't share a hut with Calloway, he's already commited that to CEO. Why isn't Mariah invited to this game. Calloway? How could you forget her?

So, if I understand this right, now the girls also wright reviews on the guys to play in this game. Is that right Calloway? Still not clear on all the rules.

ps. Hey Calloway, make sure the producers bring extra large condoms. I always encounter that problem when I see these lovely ladies in KR. They tell me they don't need that size in KR. LOL

 

[Rogie]

My personal care bag which includes deodorant, razor, toothpaste, mouthwash, shampoo, nail clippers,etc)

Can't we vote him off for cheating? That's 6 items by itself (7 if you want to count the bag). Giving him a total of 11 (or 12).

ps. Hey Calloway, make sure the producers bring extra large condoms. I always encounter that problem when I see these lovely ladies in KR. They tell me they don't need that size in KR. LOL

1. An enema bag for our poor friend Anselmo, because he’s apparently full of shit.
2. Crown Royal.
3. Martini & Rossi sweet vermouth.
4. Jar of maraschino cherries.
5. Bottle of bitters.
6. Martini glass to mix manhattans in.

I’ve chosen to boycott the clothing suggestion – I’m going with the Richard Hatch “naked, fat guy� (non-gay though, not that there's anything wrong with that) strategy to scare the fishies when I’m out there spearing them. Hope the rest of you bring sunglasses, cause it ain’t gonna be a pretty sight.

BTW – I guess I’m in, although I have no idea what the rules or (most importantly) prize is.

 

[anselmo]

Hey, it's only one item. It's my care bag. I bring it with me on every trip. Just like you have dozens of cherries in your jar. Is that one item or dozens? There's a fine line between cheating and being creative.

Hey Rogie, I'm just reporting as I hear 'em from the lovely KR girls. What's wrong can't take the competition already? This is survival man, don't be a wus.

 

[ceo8888ca]

My 6 items..

My items are simple (yet complicated) :

1)Personal care bag - got to be neat and clean if I have to spend time with the ladies.

2)My 12 step DATY manual - refresher on techniques is necessary for prolonged stay.

3)Provision (ration) of seafood - to keep up the body strength and desires.

4)Large Beach Towels - multiple uses : to keep others from spying on my nice body (especially Calloway) and use it for R & R with the ladies in plain view of the public.

5)My old Kama Sutra paperback - for positional and spiritual guidance.

6)My laptop with wireless Internet communications - for entertainment on the net and making money (all) or barter for affections (ladies only) from those who need to use it.

 

[senorita]

Okay... you must be able to hold each of your 6 items in one hand. Why am I thinking about Senorita (aka Kayla) when I say that?

In one hand....oh crap...okay, well then just the deoderant, razor, toothpaste, toothbrush, tequila rose, and my handcuffs! (those are for kinks r us! hehe

I too will be naked. I think i have grown accustomed to that! lol

kayla

 

[calloway]

Since we have a few days to plan our 6 items... as we await confirmation of the other invited participants... my first item will be a large and very warm sleeping bag. I will then be forming an alliance with Senorita and Red Jenna so that the three of us will be sleeping together and keeping each other verrrrryyyyy warm at night... in the morning... and maybe some afternoons while CEO is off in the corner playing with his "laptop"...

What's with all this deodorant? Haven't you nature guys ever heard of using a rock?

 

[calloway]

Why isn't Mariah invited to this game. Calloway? How could you forget her?

I would love to... but according to her #1 lover and sex partner (CEO)... she has very limited access to a computer. Perhaps you could invite her to participate and then set up a weekly session and bring your laptop... mmmmm nude Survivor?

 

[calloway]

Okay... I'm not sure on this one... but I think my second item will be my 6' lifesize Cheryl Ladd poster from the early 1980's. She's in a black leather outfit... and those hottie boots. I'm not sure how Cheryl... Kayla... Red Jenna and I will all fit into one sleeping bag without one of us getting wrinkled. Any suggestions?

 

[senorita]

I have already solved that problem....I will sew two sleeping bags together!!!!!! Always thinkn' sexy, always thinkn'! lol

 

[calloway]

Kayla... here's an important question that has to be answered before the next Tribal Council... who sleeps on the wet spot and who sleeps on the zipper?

 

[senorita]

lmao....if we just make a sandwhich....you know all take turns sleeping on top of eachother, than no one has to sleep on the zipper, and no one has to sleep on the wet spot. THe next morning, wash it out, let it dry and start all over the next night! lol

ooopss I mean...WETSPOT???? Calloway, there wouldn't be a wet spot.... or would there?? hehe (blushing)

 

[Kassidy]

Well, I bravely accept this challenge *gulps*

For my six items.....

1. Toothpaste
2. Toothbrush
3. Deoderant
4. My Jelly Krystal (hey I don't know if any of the guy on this "island" will be aany good. Be prepared as the boy scouts say)
5. A flogger for.....errrr......killing flies
6. Sunscreen (don't want to burn my poor naked self!)

*kisses*
Emma

 

[calloway]

Emma... could you explain what in the heck a "Jelly Krystal" is? Remember to be gentle and break it to me very slowly....

 

[sensual red]

Umm, Okay, let me see.

I will bring:

#1- Me
#2- Me
#3- Me
#4- Me
#5- Me
And #6- Me

I hope that this is to everyone's standards and for the record, I might not be able to make it considering my usual disappearing act!!!

 

[calloway]

Initially I thought that the beautiful Red Jenna may have been "sipping" a few bottles of white zinfandel or merlot when she wrote this... but after second thought she may be a brilliant and possibly ruthless player. Don't you guys get her strategy? She will use her god-given talents and body to create close and intimate relationships with other cast members to get water and food on a daily basis. However... I have one simple question... if Emma and Red Jenna ever get together... will Emma let her use the "Jelly Krystal"?

 

[Kassidy]

Well, I would use it on her *winks*

A Jelly Krystal, is by far the worlds most amazing vibrator. It is squirmy and vibratery and oh so many other wonderful things.....I tell you what calloway, I will show it to you, and if you are a good boy, maybe i will let you see how it works *winks*

*kisses*
Emma

 

[calloway]

Oh Emma... you've got to be kiddin'... that "thingy" is going to fit in my "thingy"? I'm obviously gonna have to use my 3rd item to find something to protect myself. Kayla... Red Jenna... Cheryl Ladd... Emma... fluffy black towels... and your Jelly Krystal? How are we to keep this "weapon of mass destruction" clean during our stay in the Dollhouse parking lot? Who is bringing the sani-wipes?