Terb Comment Cards

[calloway]

I've been thinking about designing a standard Terb Comment Card that would assist my fellow Terbites with their reviews. Here are a few of my thoughts on what should be asked. Any other suggestions?

1. How did we measure up?
2. Would you come again?
3. Taste... Freshness... Appearance?
4. Friendliness... Promptness... Atmosphere?
5. Decoration... Music... Cleanliness?
6. Please tell us about your dining experience?
7. Service courtesy and speed of service?
8. Quality of take-out service?
9. Overall experience and value?

 

[calloway]

I'm surprised there hasn't been more action on this posting... so let me bump this up and give it some needed help.

Last week I stopped by a well-known SC by the airport. It was mid-afternoon and the weather was sunny and warm. After entering the club and... of course forgetting my sunglasses... I proceeded to castrate myself on a few table tops while trying to adjust my eyes to the darkness. After plunking myself down in a chair... the waitress quickly came by and took my drink order. Less than 30 seconds later a dancer stops by... says hello... and proceeds to grap the family jewels with the universal handshake. She then sits strategicially on my lap and before the first drink even arrived... her hand was submerged and in full motion. Thankfully I had taken a $20 bill out before she sat on me or I never could have gotten anything out.

The dancer... with hand firmly attached... then asks if she could order a drink. She never stopped throughout her informal introduction. After about a 3 second delay and the look of fear on my face as this waitress stares at us... my obvious response was... "Anything she wants". It was probably the first time in my life that I wanted shitty beverage service. I'm sure at some point I said to the waitress... "Go ahead... you take ALL the time you need dear".

I was curious if this has ever happened to anyone before... as this level of aggressiveness was a first for me... at least in an SC.

 

[GENTLEMAN_Wloo]

calloway... it hasn't happened to me (*jealous, calloway has all the fun*).

I think it may have had something to do with her being mesmerized by the swelling in your pants after you bumped into the table....some advice, its a loss less painful to take a pill (link: penis enlargement pills)

 

[calloway]

Good point Gentleman_Wloo... perhaps this dancer is also a part-time nurse. She obviously assessed the injury... applied compression... maintained comfortable but firm pressure... and kept it naturally elevated.