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SilentLeviathan

I am better than you.
Oct 30, 2002
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heres a little about me

im attrative (maybe???)
i post in TERB
sometimes i go the the gym
i eat a lot of oatmeal (im eating oatmeal right now)
 

Hard Idle

Active member
Jan 15, 2005
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Maybe you're eating too much oatmeal! Girls don't like a guy who's running to the bathroom all the time.

Seriously, shouldn't you be posing as a female and lurk on some girl-talk board to aquire this knowledge?
 

WhaWhaWha

Banned
Aug 17, 2001
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Between a rock and a hard place
A little Terbite to Terbite advice on how to get into a girl's pants...

Step 1. Carbs are good. Keep eating oatmeal.
Step 2. Go to the bank and withdraw about 200-300 dollars.
Step 3. Call an SP.
Step 4. Pay her.
Step 5. Get into her pants.
 

Fabulous

New member
Mar 7, 2005
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WhaWhaWha said:
A little Terbite to Terbite advice on how to get into a girl's pants...

Step 1. Carbs are good. Keep eating oatmeal.
Step 2. Go to the bank and withdraw about 200-300 dollars.
Step 3. Call an SP.
Step 4. Pay her.
Step 5. Get into her pants.
crabs are good? yeah ok
 

mrpolarbear

New member
Sep 10, 2001
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chicago
Fabulous said:
crabs are good? yeah ok
I prefer the soft shelled blue crab . :cool:
 

Incall

New member
Sep 11, 2004
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Ontario
If you want to get into a womans pants, then go to a ladies clothing store bbuy a pair of womans pants and put them on. There "you're in"
 

Meister

Well-known member
Apr 17, 2003
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just read the fuji conquests condensed compilation.

btw, if it's no oatmeal it's crap
 

red

you must be fk'n kid'g me
Nov 13, 2001
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SilentLeviathan said:
heres a little about me

im attrative (maybe???)
i post in TERB
sometimes i go the the gym
i eat a lot of oatmeal (im eating oatmeal right now)
switch to pineapple
 
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