Some say it is hockey, others football. Hell, some say it is even soccer. I have to disagree with all. In my opinion the best sport is...
Ladies springboard diving.
In what other sport is there a woman with a skin tight Lycra outfit who stands on the edge of a board at terrifying heights. She then takes a big jump, so we can all watch her assets bounce, contorts her body so we can see it from every angle, while she plummets toward the earth at a breakneck speed. A few seconds later she leaves the pool all soaking wet, and does it again.
Now that my friends is what I call a GREAT sport.
Ladies springboard diving.
In what other sport is there a woman with a skin tight Lycra outfit who stands on the edge of a board at terrifying heights. She then takes a big jump, so we can all watch her assets bounce, contorts her body so we can see it from every angle, while she plummets toward the earth at a breakneck speed. A few seconds later she leaves the pool all soaking wet, and does it again.
Now that my friends is what I call a GREAT sport.
