Given that the leaders of all three of our political parties are unappealing, to say the least, I nominate as new leader of the Liberal Party.... The Dutchman.
Why the Liberals? Paul Martin is the only leader whose job is in jeopardy.
You know, the spokesman for ING Direct: "Save Your Money". The new brunette presenter in the Ads could come along, if for no other reason than to dispel the idea that "Belinda is Hot".
What about Quebec, you say? Well, the guy is at least not an anglo. The Dutchman is a natural fit for the rest of Canada. Fiscally conservative, but socially liberal. He's not going to bore us with tirades about gay marriage.
Hey, the Dutch have "pot" cafes, as well. They are way less uptight. They'd probably smile more except the weather in Holland is just as bad as Canada's.
The Americans had a celebrity president, Reagan, who was by the numbers, incompetent, but hey, everybody felt good. We Canadains need to feel good for a change, and I think the Dutchman is the guy to do it. Probably start a run on striped vests. Too bad the NDP owns the colour orange, but I'm sure something can be negotiated.
I know I'll sleep a lot better with a guy whose mantra is "Save Your Money".
Feel free to quibble with my choice.
Why the Liberals? Paul Martin is the only leader whose job is in jeopardy.
You know, the spokesman for ING Direct: "Save Your Money". The new brunette presenter in the Ads could come along, if for no other reason than to dispel the idea that "Belinda is Hot".
What about Quebec, you say? Well, the guy is at least not an anglo. The Dutchman is a natural fit for the rest of Canada. Fiscally conservative, but socially liberal. He's not going to bore us with tirades about gay marriage.
Hey, the Dutch have "pot" cafes, as well. They are way less uptight. They'd probably smile more except the weather in Holland is just as bad as Canada's.
The Americans had a celebrity president, Reagan, who was by the numbers, incompetent, but hey, everybody felt good. We Canadains need to feel good for a change, and I think the Dutchman is the guy to do it. Probably start a run on striped vests. Too bad the NDP owns the colour orange, but I'm sure something can be negotiated.
I know I'll sleep a lot better with a guy whose mantra is "Save Your Money".
Feel free to quibble with my choice.
