The Nova Explosion Of “T Coronae Borealis” Expected In 2025

[onomatopoeia]

MSN

A 'new' star 3000 light years away will be visible for a week. Here's how not to miss it

The white dwarf T Coronae Borealis will shine as bright as the North Star, Polaris, for a limited time.

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'Once-in-a-lifetime' star system explosion could be visible from Earth: How to see it

T Coronae Borealis, or T CrB’s \

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A nova is considerably different from a supernova. Most of the very heavy non-radioactive elements, such as Gold and Platinum, are only created in supernova explosions.

 

[superstar_88]

2025? Or was this last year 2024.

 

[onomatopoeia]

2025? Or was this last year 2024.

This hasn't happened yet, but astronomers have known that it will happen soon for at least the last several months.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

I'm still waiting for the Nova Explosion of my 1995 Toyota Corolla Borealis.

 

[southpaw]

I'm still waiting for the Nova Explosion of my 1995 Toyota Corolla Borealis.

1995? They really are built to last.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

1995? They really are built to last.

No kidding. Friggin thing never quits.

 

[SchlongConery]

I'm still waiting for the Nova Explosion of my 1995 Toyota Corolla Borealis.

Well I've been circumcised so my corona bonealis is going to be fine!

 

[onomatopoeia]

Well I've been circumcised so my corona bonealis is going to be fine!

My neighbour's uncle is a mohel. He makes fifty bucks an hour, plus tips.

 

[onomatopoeia]

The cabin boy, the cabin boy,
that dirty little nipper.
He lined his ass with fibreglass
and circumcised his skipper.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Some men are so well endowed that they have a fiveskin.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Yogi Berra said: "His voice is so deep, he must have a third testicle.".

 

[onomatopoeia]

Bernard Goetz, "The Subway Vigilante", had testicular cancer. That takes balls.

 

[onomatopoeia]

As a child, Phil Kessel once said "I'd give my left nut to play in the NHL".

 

[SchlongConery]

My neighbour's uncle is a mohel. He makes fifty bucks an hour, plus tips.

Plus a chance to get a head!

 

[SchlongConery]

Some men are so well endowed that they have a fiveskin.

HAD a fiveskin. I used mine to make a pair of shoes for my Size 12's.

 

[onomatopoeia]

HAD a fiveskin. I used mine to make a pair of shoes for my Size 12's.

I wore size 12 shoes before puberty.

 

[tml]

Plenty of Nova explosions in the 1970's.

 

[JohnHenry]

The cabin boy, the cabin boy,
that dirty little nipper.
He lined his ass with fibreglass
and circumcised his skipper.

Line three was:
And shoved broken glass up his ass

I must be a lot older than you

 

[onomatopoeia]

Line three was:
And shoved broken glass up his ass

I must be a lot older than you

Your version has too many syllables. The pentameter is awkward.

 

[JohnHenry]

Your version has too many syllables. The pentameter is awkward.

I recited the whole thing, and the word "and" is superfluous.