The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

[AnonSP]

50° Fahrenheit (10° C):

Californians shiver uncontrollably

Canadians plant gardens



61° Fahrenheit (16° C)

Italian Cars won't start

Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

American water freezes

Canadian water gets thicker



0° Fahrenheit (-17° C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat

Canadians have the last cookout of the season



-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

Mt St Helens freezes

Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door



-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole

Canadians pull down their ear flaps



-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

Ethyl alcohol Freezes

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg



-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops

Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"



-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

 

[gramage]

brilliant, except all my Torontonian friends have been bitching for weeks already, and don't even ask about the ones from Vancouver.

 

[Gilbey]

apropriate quote

Marge - " Homey, just when exactly did we fall to the bottom rung of the ladder of life?"

Homer Simpson - " ahh that would be when the last cold snap killed off all the hobos"