The origins of Samurai Joey

[red]

he began life in his mama's pouch, much like any other young roo, but he wanted more. after leaving melbourne university, he left australia's sunny shores looking for adventure. his travels led him to a remote japanese village..............

 

[poorboy]

after he was captured in a fight when he was fighting off the samurai in the forest. At first he was scorned by the samurai for being inferior because he wasn't Japanese, but he was kept alive because they wanted to know more about their western enemies.

 

[Blue-Spheroid]

After he woke up in his regent park apartment, he went on-line and created an exotic persona to compensate for his dull existence.

 

[Fuck Face]

Then he met up Lisa of Toronto and died of alcohol poisoning.


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[Brill]

Then a homeless guy was given his handle and password in his collection cup. He was at first angry, then confused.
When checking terb at the library he was amazed at the world open to him and he rushed out to collect enough wine and beer bottles for an overnighter with a pretty escort.

 

[red]

he began life in his mama's pouch, much like any other young roo, but he wanted more. after leaving melbourne university, he left australia's sunny shores looking for adventure. his travels led him to a remote japanese village..............

it was there that he met Masamune the legendary samurai sword maker and terb member.

 

[great bear]

He put Masamune in his pouch as at the time he was not interested in sex.

 

[Samurai Joey]

LMAO!!

You guys really have too much time on your hands, don't you?

BTW, for the record, red's origin story is about half-accurate!! :eyebrows: