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The Single Seat Lamborghini Egoista Concept

eznutz

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The Lamborghini Egoista concept takes one of the uncomfortable truths of supercars — the passenger seat is usually either empty or occupied by a prostitute — and makes that truth something awesome! By eliminating that inconvenient extra bucket entirely, the Egoista makes solitude pleasantly mandatory. “Oh,” the Egoista owner could say, “a lot of people want to ride around with me in this ridiculous contraption. But, of course, there’s only the one seat!” This car could do wonders for our current trading deficit with Estonia.

The balance of trade with Italy, on the other hand, is likely to be significantly tilted in the other direction. Pricing for the Egoista, should they actually build the thing, could reach four million dollars. That’s a lot of cash for something that looks suspiciously like a rejected design for one of those Hot Wheels that nobody ever buys because it isn’t based on a real car. Power will come from an engine of some sort and the Egoista is expected to easily match the average Vortech-blown Fox Mustang notchback on drag slicks in the quarter-mile while delivering slightly worse fuel economy.

Who’s going to buy it? Well, does anybody know a fellow who is worth a few billion dollars but who is extremely uncomfortable around women and/or male friends? Hell, there are a few people like that. Lamborghini might not be able to keep this thing in stock.

 

Intrinsic

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Zzzzzzzz.... High end sports cars. Can't use them to their full potential anywhere, regularly.
 

Terminax

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Every since Optimus Prime defeated them, the Decepticons are resorting to prostitution to survive.
 

Ridgeman08

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Meh... nothing but an expensive toy, for someone that has too much money with a need to compensate for shortcomings elsewhere. :p
 

richaceg

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Cars and pussy go hand in hand. You can't call this a car if you can't seat a pussy in it.
 

danmand

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Looks like it will have a very large radar profile. With a car like that you have the right to expect stealth technology.
 

afterhours

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it would make more sense if they made a car with a motorcycle seat in it for two people.
 
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