I fell in love once with a UK sweetie
She was not too skinny and not to meaty
She would f**k like a rabbit and suck like a baby
But she always kept herself looking like a lady
One fine evening as we were up in my suite
She was drinking wine and I whiskey neat
Down came the trousers and up went the skirt
We had just finished dinner, and now for the dessert
After a night of unbridled lovemaking
I had to fly to Canada, my heart was breaking
But England I'll always remember with a smile
For my UK sweetie made my time there worthwhile
I still keep in contact with my dearie English sweetheart
And she writes me often, since I had to depart
But I'll always remember those wonderful eyes
Those soft, sexy lips, and oh those thighs!