This is so funny

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ashley4u

A friend sent this too me and I got a good laugh out of it :)


What is a fart and why does it smell?

Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?

Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?

This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart.

A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.

The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.

Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!

Did you know?
On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.
Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
People fart the most in their sleep.
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.


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rr_bill

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ashley4u said:
................... Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!! ................. Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.


lol
Actually they burn very very well, but what I'd like to point out is that stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly farts are nothing to be too concerned about.

What can be even more embarrassing than those kinds, is a wet juicy one where you realize far too late to stop it, that not only did you pass some gas, but that you also p[assed a few lumps along with it too!:(
 
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There are times when too much information is a bad thing rr_bill. lol
 

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rr_bill said:

Actually they burn very very well
I remember in high school we used to light up our farts with a lighter - It was called a "Blue Angel".

Whether you are drinking with the boys or attending a family reunion, almost everyone will laugh at a fart (compared to a burp).
 

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Toad-O-Line said:


I remember in high school we used to light up our farts with a lighter - It was called a "Blue Angel".

Whether you are drinking with the boys or attending a family reunion, almost everyone will laugh at a fart (compared to a burp).

Toad-O-Lines' "Blue Angels" can be highly explosive. :eek:

I have a news story of a hospital mishap caused by such an explosion, however since TERB does not allow attachments you can read it on MBB here:
http://64.40.108.206/reviews/showthread.php?s=&postid=19857#post19857

I'd be willing to send a couple of short mpeg video clips showing such flame throwing incidents to anyone that PM's me with their e_mail addy.
 

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This can only get very much worse!

WARNING: If this topic is upsetting to anyone :confused: then they'd best skip this thread. It is most likely to get even worse!

One of the first SP's I saw when I began hobbying was a most eloquent farter. When she came to orgasm it was always accompanied by several bursts of gas. The number and the intensity of the farts being a good measure of her enoyment of the event. There was no faking this.
 
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Willywants

Wife Farts!

The wife insists she never farts!
I wish she farted more! Maybe a sign of an orgasm????
Good luck!!!
The lady stifles all her internal gasses and lets them out as non stop prattling! Geez! Can she talk!
I like this thread!
I think it's a "gas"!

Willywants (to let a few go now! Wouldn't want to embarrass myself at tonight's gathering!)
 
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