This is to funny - Pube Stylists

[Molly Robinson]

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=36

Original ad:
WE PAY TO CUT YOUR HAIR!
We are a hair styling school that is looking for volunteers to get their hair styled/dyed by our students. We will pay you up to $50. Preferably women/girls


From Mike Anderson to *********@*********.org

Hey! I saw your ad saying you will pay cash to cut my hair! Well I just got my head shaved, but I haven't trimmed my pubes in about five months. They are pretty gnarly, and I jammed my beard trimmer trying to cut them earlier. How much would you pay me to trim my pubes?

Mike

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

Mike,

Sorry but we do not trim pubic hair. This is more of a hair dying and styling place.

Thanks!

From Mike Anderson to *********@yahoo.com

That works for me too. My pubes are very curly, but I've always wanted to get them straightened. Would you be able to do that? Maybe you could put some highlights in, and just shape up my split ends. Also, do you have some kind of conditioner that would take care of my crabs problem? My prescription ointment doesn't really do the job.

Where are you located? I am free all day tomorrow.

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

Mike we work on HEADS ONLY. SORRY.

From Mike Anderson to *********@yahoo.com

Here's what I am willing to do. You style my pubes, and I'll accept $40 cash instead of $50. You can even donate my pubes to those people with cancer who need hair, if you want.

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

NO. That is disgusting. Leave us alone!

 

[Rockslinger]

Damn, Miss Robinson, you sure have an ample bosom . Sorry, what is this thread about again? Something about shaving Mike's head?

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

So, Molly. Are you going to make your PUBIC public? Or are you just making a lot of PUBLICITY to get attention?

 

[james t kirk]

So, Molly. Are you going to make your PUBIC public? Or are you just making a lot of PUBLICITY to get attention?

The latter, however, at least she's a paid advertiser.

Lots of chicks post stupid shit in the lounge about skirts blowing up, makeup, or rimming to get guy's attention that are not even paid advertisers (blue handle)

 

[Ceiling Cat]

I proppose a petition that will make Mollys public area a national treasure and be open to the public.


Who will sign my petition?