Time for a "NEW TWISTS"

[Macator2003]

I'm amazed at how much money is spent by some of the guys on their hobbies.

I think its time for a new twist. Guys are getting bored with the same old "Same Old". Paul, Kayla, SRM, Allure, etc. I think Massage Parlours need to offer something different. What about electro shock or how about a guarantee to increase the size of your manhood. You would have to promise to show up at that certain MP at least once every two weeks. They would unofficially add Jelking to the options (Topless, NR, BS).

The many thousands of websites seem to agree that any man can increase both his length and thickness if its done on a regular basis. Sizes could be taken by the MPAs at the first session and then monitored possibly once a month.

Thought I would post this thread here, it could not only be considered MPs, but also by SPs and SCs.

 

[shack]

I think its time for a new twist. Guys are getting bored with the same old "Same Old". What about electro shock....

Sizes could be taken by the MPAs at the first session and then monitored possibly once a month.

Why stop at electro shock? How about lobotomies? Then they won't worry about how much money they spend.

Guranteed increase in size? Measure the dick before and during the session. That would guarantee an increase.

Nothing wrong with a new twist on a service but those sugggestions, I'm sorry to say, are silly. Anybody who can guarantee you an increase in size doesn't need to do it through MP's and how is an MP going to come up with the guaranteed method when, aside from surgery, nobody else has (to my knowledge). The method would already be universally known and the innovatgors would have it patented and making a fortune. (See Viagra)

As to electro shock, I hope that was a joke. Unless you mean that they're attached to your scrotum and it's a S-M type of thing.