TLC needed!

[Kassidy]

I have to go get a wisdom tooth removed on Wednesday, so I am inviting any one who wants to come and give me lots of TLC, and I assume soups and ice cream, to come visit me. Cause I get the distinct feeling I am not going to be wanting to be looking after myself *grins* Oh and maybe some nice alcohol to get rid of the pain!

(This post made half in jest, but I will accept serious offers for pampering!)

*kisses*
Kassie

 

[calloway]

Good luck Kassidy... or as CEO calls you... "Kissidy". I hope this doesn't take anything away from your special oral talents. Here's a little joke to keep your spirits "up".

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"

She replies "I didn't feel a thing!"

 

[brap8]

damm that reminds me of well me and i am not even a dentist %$&$&$?&

 

[brap8]

i can help maybe on tuesday

 

[Kassidy]

Calloway: Thanks darlin'...I needed a laugh. So no Malibu for me??

Brap: I sent you a PM

*kisses*
Kassie or is that Kissie?!?!

 

[Kassidy]

*paces nervously*

Well today is the big day. This isn't going to hurt much...right?
*whispers: lie to me I need to hear it* So should I adopt a typing style for the next few days that would reflect how I will be talking with my chipmunky cheeks?

*kisses*
Kissidy

Oh my Goodess!! I likely won't even be able to kiss!

 

[UnMEnXTC]

Kass, it won't be that bad, lsdt year my daughter had all 4 of hers removed (yes, at the same time). 2 days and she was back 2 school!

Just make sure u don't get any er, um, foreign liquids into the pocket left. lol!

 

[Kassidy]

Well I am back, and all extracted. Was easier than I expected. Still a bit dopey, but it took under an hour. And I guess I will figure out the pain situation once the freezing wears off. RIght now I look like a chipmunk on acid (pupils are all tiny)

I will keep the foriegn liquids thing in mind. Though that wouldn't be an issue anyways. Safety first and all.

*kisses* OUCH!
Kissidy

 

[8.5" and Thick]

Keep the head of your bed ....

Elivated. Seriously, wherever you decide to lie down make sure your Head is higher than your feet. Trust me.

 

[calloway]

Is this because of her wisdom teeth... or are you referring to your favourite position 8.5"?

 

[8.5" and Thick]

The teeth man...

For once Calloway, get yer little head under control. Head higher than feet keeps swelling down... Jeez I know this will open up another one liner......

 

[calloway]

Yep... you're right 8.5". But for some reason I just seem to be visualizing Kassidy doing CEO in the "squashing the deckchair" position.

 

[Kassidy]

My favourite sexual poosition actually has my head lower than the rest of my body *grins*

*wiggles happily*
Yeah I get Alana an you guys don't nanananananana

*kisses* OUCH!
Kissidy

 

[calloway]

Hey Kassidy... I was with Alana for a few hours last night and you weren't... nanananananananananananana

Kassidy... can you explain the position with your head being below your legs? Do you actually have sex while doing a handstand?

 

[Kassidy]

Oh pick on the drugged girl!

FIne let me reword it. I prefer a position wher emy head is down as opposed to elevated.....better?

 

[calloway]

Oh pick on the drugged girl!

You're home already... how was the surgery?

 

[ceo8888ca]

To paraphrase Fidel Castro..

The surgery was fine, it was the patient who is not feeling well..

 

[calloway]

Okay... that was your best comeback yet CEO.

 

[Kassidy]

The surgery lasted about 1 hour or 45 minutes. It went fine, The surgeoney guy was very nice (and cute to boot) The freezing is really starting to wear off so I am getting a bit uncomfortable now. But I am not very swollen cause he was very gentle with me. No reading into that! THough....that dental char could have been fun!

*tiny kisses (cause the big ones hurt)*
Kissidy

P.S: Thanks ceo. You guys rock at making me smile when I need it most *special kiss for you*

 

[kinks_r_us]

*wiggles happily*
Yeah I get Alana an you guys don't nanananananana

Kissidy

Hmmm...we might just have to see about that!! *happily wiggles nervously*