To all New members of the board from Cardinal Fang

[Cardinal Fang]

As your aware my name is Cardinal Fang. I have been a member of this board for just over a year now. Most people can attest that I love humor. I would ask that all the lurkers and newbies that do register, to please refrain from PMing me with jokes about or making fun of my handle. I’m very sensitive to that!

For the record:

Yes I am Catholic.
No I cannot offer confessions or absolution if you’ve cheated on your wife, girlfriend or PETS!
I do NOT like little alter boys or little girls for that matter.
Yes I like Monty Python but I don’t need the entire volume of Python sketches emailed to me.
GOOBER is NOT the POPE or the anti-Christ!
I don’t have an in with the big guy upstairs and even if I did I wouldn’t share it with you!
I do not resemble John Cleese.
I don’t like SPAM!
I am normal person with perverted thoughts just like you.
I do not sit at my computer typing with a robe on. Our firms dress code does not allow it.
I AM NOT GAY! (Not that there is anything wrong with that)
If you want information Naughty Alex ask her yourself. She doesn’t bite unless asked to!

Thank you for your time.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

GOOBER is NOT the POPE

However, I do shit in the woods on occasion...

 

[Why Not?]

Re: Re: To all New members of the board from Cardinal Fang

However, I do shit in the woods on occasion...

I thought that was bears?

 

[submissivedave]

But Cardinal ... are you really a Cardinal ???

And yes, I am really submissive and my real name really is Dave ... hehehe ...

 

[Top Jimmy]

Re: Re: Re: To all New members of the board from Cardinal Fang

I thought that was bears?

So let me get this straight... the Pope is a bear?

 

[MsKiss]

The correct answer would be......pork!

Bonnie

 

[Cardinal Fang]

But Cardinal ... are you really a Cardinal ???

And yes, I am really submissive and my real name really is Dave ... hehehe ...

As a matter of fact my member is about the size of a tree......

*dream sequence begining*

 

[submissivedave]

I thought Cardinals, Bishops and such wear big tall hats !!! Never knews they had big members too ... LOL

 

[eyeofthedragon]

do you have one big tooth too?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Listen!

Its people like you that cause unrest!

 

[rayven]

Fang - I'm Catholic too - are you sure you won't let me sit on your knee ummmm, I mean sit very respectfully across from you, and tell you my sins? My most recent ones involve Nikki Benz and I was really really bad!

 

[papasmerf]

darlin

you never read the book of smerfelic????

It concludes with and the little blue shall indeed please you.

 

[DenWa]

Rayven...I'm still waiting for that pic - do you want to be in our gang or what?

 

[rayven]

I thought I was already part of the gang what else can I do as part of my initiation???

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fang - I'm Catholic too - are you sure you won't let me sit on your knee ummmm, I mean sit very respectfully across from you, and tell you my sins? My most recent ones involve Nikki Benz and I was really really bad!

You think you can just walk in here and prance around in your business suit and mesh g-string leaving your bi-sexual vibe all over the place for us to trip and fawn over. No sir! Its gonna take far more than that to get Fang. Hell! I’ve had Goober look up my robe in another post and it didn’t phase me one bit.

So, YOU can take that strong confident attitude, your sexy mind, soft supple body , endless curves, your wonderful use of prose and bi-sexual antics with Nikki Benz and bring it over to my hotel room if your man enough!

Uh…in a feminine…uh ….body part…sort of way.

*Fang scratches his head*

I was going for strong and assertive and it came out gay! WTF?

 

[rayven]

Fang, I think I just fell in love - you just proved that you'll dominate me a little bit too (or try to)