Paige and I scheduled a session with the Toolboy, so decided it would only be fair to post a review. After all, if that poor arm farked cow deserved one, so does he.
Toolboy contacted us initially via PM. Discussions of rates, services and restrictions (He doesn't do windows, and isn't thrilled about the concept of Ikea) were all easily accomplished via several emails, and we scheduled our appointment time for between 6 and 6:30.
Toolboy arrived promptly at our location, and was nicely dressed in a scintillatingly manly outfit of tight jeans and a body hugging work shirt. Paige was a bit disappointed about a lack of plumber butt revealing ass cleavage, while I was sulking about his refusal to wear a kilt. However, we quickly overcame our initial disappointment when we noticed the size of his tool(s).
I was deeply impressed with his skill at handling, simultaneously, two giggling women, a tape measure, and a level, while Paige made throaty purring noises over the gargantuan size of his cordless 'drill'. He definately has experience in handling such large tools, and we quickly got down to business after a few moments of chit chat.
Bearing in mind a certain board member's exhortations to 'treat em with respect', I shall skip over most of the more intimate details. Suffice to say that at one point Toolboy and I shared an intimate moment involving several dozen mirrors, while Paige was unable to resist the urge to administer an ass smack or two. Maybe it was three, I lost count. Toolboy even managed to maintain his cool over the fact that our crappy Swedish 'hardware' refused to budge, since I'd screwed it too hard yet again.
In summation::
Contact Method: Lured from hiding with whiny posts about needing 'home renovations'. No website, as he is rather a shy, retiring wallflower.
Rate: One steak dinner and a beer - cheap at twice the cost.
Restrictions: Not fond of Ikea
Attitude: He's sexy when he's whacking things with a pair of vise grips
Dress: Ask him to wear the kilt
Mileage: Higher if you don't buy Ikea hardware, as mentioned above.
Services: Multiple hammers on goal
Repeat: Definately, although he probably wouldn't if hell froze over
Thanks, Toolboy, for such a lovely time. You're both an impressive specimen of manhood, and a lovely person. You're the sort of rare gem which can make even cynical women like me feel all swoony and girlish. Oh, and Paige wants you to come back and 'drill' more stuff for her.
Morgan
Toolboy contacted us initially via PM. Discussions of rates, services and restrictions (He doesn't do windows, and isn't thrilled about the concept of Ikea) were all easily accomplished via several emails, and we scheduled our appointment time for between 6 and 6:30.
Toolboy arrived promptly at our location, and was nicely dressed in a scintillatingly manly outfit of tight jeans and a body hugging work shirt. Paige was a bit disappointed about a lack of plumber butt revealing ass cleavage, while I was sulking about his refusal to wear a kilt. However, we quickly overcame our initial disappointment when we noticed the size of his tool(s).
I was deeply impressed with his skill at handling, simultaneously, two giggling women, a tape measure, and a level, while Paige made throaty purring noises over the gargantuan size of his cordless 'drill'. He definately has experience in handling such large tools, and we quickly got down to business after a few moments of chit chat.
Bearing in mind a certain board member's exhortations to 'treat em with respect', I shall skip over most of the more intimate details. Suffice to say that at one point Toolboy and I shared an intimate moment involving several dozen mirrors, while Paige was unable to resist the urge to administer an ass smack or two. Maybe it was three, I lost count. Toolboy even managed to maintain his cool over the fact that our crappy Swedish 'hardware' refused to budge, since I'd screwed it too hard yet again.
In summation::
Contact Method: Lured from hiding with whiny posts about needing 'home renovations'. No website, as he is rather a shy, retiring wallflower.
Rate: One steak dinner and a beer - cheap at twice the cost.
Restrictions: Not fond of Ikea
Attitude: He's sexy when he's whacking things with a pair of vise grips
Dress: Ask him to wear the kilt
Mileage: Higher if you don't buy Ikea hardware, as mentioned above.
Services: Multiple hammers on goal
Repeat: Definately, although he probably wouldn't if hell froze over
Thanks, Toolboy, for such a lovely time. You're both an impressive specimen of manhood, and a lovely person. You're the sort of rare gem which can make even cynical women like me feel all swoony and girlish. Oh, and Paige wants you to come back and 'drill' more stuff for her.
Morgan
