They’re racing bicycles there right now. Yeah, we laughed too when we heard about it. It takes forever. Weeks and weeks go by and nobody seems like they want to try to win. They just huddle together, waiting for things to go wrong. That’s France all over.
But it has its moments, especially when they all fall down in a group. That’s a little like football, without the padding and showboating. After a while, you’ll begin to think that this is exactly what pro football needs: bicycles. Better idea? Unicycles.