Anyone caught lying will be subject to a severe “tongue lashing”!
1. Do you drive a truck?
2. If I said “Dodge Ball”, does something else come to mind other
than the kid’s game?
3. Does the statement “RAM THIS” mean anything to you?
4. When you see the words “4x4”, do you think of something
other than wood?
5. Have you ever ridden a “hog”?
6. Do you know that “Sturgis” is not a fish?
7. Do you know that the two greatest things in Sturgis start
with the letter “B”?
8. Are you blonde?
9. Can you smile with your eyes, instead of your mouth?
10. Do you prefer to go commando?
11. Do you like deep tissue massage?
12. Do you feel a warm glow when the session has ended?
13. Do you understand Stoo’s sense of humour?
14. Do you know where the action is on Friday the 13th?
15. Last Friday the 13th were you exactly where you wanted to be?
16. Do you own a pair of leather chaps?
17. Do you plan on “riding” in them soon?
18. Can you “shoot” from the hips?
19. Can you be the real you, even when you’re working?
20. Are you mature enough to know the difference between
love and lust?
21. Do you like romance?
22. Can you communicate without speaking?
23. Do you feel you are telepathic?
24. Does your “cup runneth over”?
25. Do you live “in the moment”?
26. Are you that “safe haven” for the person that you’re
with at that particular moment?
27. Do you think about your “friend” when he’s not there?
28. Does that thought make you laugh or smile?
29. Is it hard to close the door when it’s time to go?
30. Is it your preference to entertain men over 30?
If you answered yes to more than 20, we should talk. If you answered yes to more than 25, I could be in trouble, please pm me when you can. If you answered yes to 30, I’ve met my match, please pm me immediately and clear your schedule!
1. Do you drive a truck?
2. If I said “Dodge Ball”, does something else come to mind other
than the kid’s game?
3. Does the statement “RAM THIS” mean anything to you?
4. When you see the words “4x4”, do you think of something
other than wood?
5. Have you ever ridden a “hog”?
6. Do you know that “Sturgis” is not a fish?
7. Do you know that the two greatest things in Sturgis start
with the letter “B”?
8. Are you blonde?
9. Can you smile with your eyes, instead of your mouth?
10. Do you prefer to go commando?
11. Do you like deep tissue massage?
12. Do you feel a warm glow when the session has ended?
13. Do you understand Stoo’s sense of humour?
14. Do you know where the action is on Friday the 13th?
15. Last Friday the 13th were you exactly where you wanted to be?
16. Do you own a pair of leather chaps?
17. Do you plan on “riding” in them soon?
18. Can you “shoot” from the hips?
19. Can you be the real you, even when you’re working?
20. Are you mature enough to know the difference between
love and lust?
21. Do you like romance?
22. Can you communicate without speaking?
23. Do you feel you are telepathic?
24. Does your “cup runneth over”?
25. Do you live “in the moment”?
26. Are you that “safe haven” for the person that you’re
with at that particular moment?
27. Do you think about your “friend” when he’s not there?
28. Does that thought make you laugh or smile?
29. Is it hard to close the door when it’s time to go?
30. Is it your preference to entertain men over 30?
If you answered yes to more than 20, we should talk. If you answered yes to more than 25, I could be in trouble, please pm me when you can. If you answered yes to 30, I’ve met my match, please pm me immediately and clear your schedule!