Weirdest Session?

[FrankenStrat]

I barely hobby any more...

The last 2 times i did were very strange.
Long story short. Went to a crappy $60 Asian incall at Fisherville few months ago. Lady who answered the door was not as old as i expected to be there.
During cowgirl she blurts out, "I'm Young!" WTF?!


My next venture out was another odd experience.
The lady was telling me how she's taking steps to prepare for life after being a provider. I thought it was just small talk, UNTIL after 15 or so minutes of the pitch, I realized that she's trying to recruit me for her new career with Deloitte! There we were. Both standing infront of the bed, naked, going on 20 mins...I had to tell her no offence, but i'm just here to fuck. She apologizes and wants to give me the numbers of some Deloitte ppl that I can contact for more info.

So? What's your story?

 

[Blade]

I barely hobby any more...

The last 2 times i did were very strange.
Long story short. Went to a crappy $60 Asian incall at Fisherville few months ago. Lady who answered the door was not as old as i expected to be there.
During cowgirl she blurts out, "I'm Young!" WTF?!


My next venture out was another odd experience.
The lady was telling me how she's taking steps to prepare for life after being a provider. I thought it was just small talk, UNTIL after 15 or so minutes of the pitch, I realized that she's trying to recruit me for her new career with Deloitte! There we were. Both standing infront of the bed, naked, going on 20 mins...I had to tell her no offence, but i'm just here to fuck. She apologizes and wants to give me the numbers of some Deloitte ppl that I can contact for more info.

So? What's your story?

Non-pro session...just a weird night: Picked up a woman at the old Mermaid lounge, she suggested getting a room with her friend(maie) for a 3 some...I passed, she then offered just her and I in the back of her van.

I went for it, we were in the back of the van, her friend was in the driver's seat. I saw him adjust the rear view mirror so obviously he wanted to watch.

Anyway, no money involved, just sex, was weird.

 

[FrankenStrat]

Non-pro session...just a weird night: Picked up a woman at the old Mermaid lounge, she suggested getting a room with her friend(maie) for a 3 some...I passed, she then offered just her and I in the back of her van.

I went for it, we were in the back of the van, her friend was in the driver's seat. I saw him adjust the rear view mirror so obviously he wanted to watch.

Anyway, no money involved, just sex, was weird.

WTF?!
How do you walk with balls that big? LMFAO!
THAT'S INSANE!!!
You're lucky you weren't "Silence of the Lamb'd" in the back of that van. LOL

-OR-

You're lucky her beau didn't forcibly make it a 2-some...OF JUST YOU AND HIM AT KNIFE POINT.
You the man! I don't think i could!

 

[OnTheWayOut]

What comes to mind is an asian incall in Ottawa, SP was decent and we were having a great time I had booked for an hour. She upcharged me for bbbj, I went for it as her hour rate was reasonable. 28 minutes I popped as she was quite good but she wanted to end it. I asked for massage which she agreed which took us to 43 minutes (by her clock) and she said that's it. I pointed out we had 17 minutes left and she said "to Chinese woman 45 minutes is an hour!". After almost dying from laughter I told her that was pure BS. I already had my clothes on so I told her that the $20 for bbbj would not be forthcoming and she could keep the money from the time she shorted me and then she went ballistic.

I still laugh when I think of that line "to Chinese woman 45 minutes is an hour!" ...... Classic!

 

[kherg007]

Early days...ebony lady w a good review...in booking she kept pushing for duo, but the caucasian duo partner not my type. It was the first time w "duo partner will sit in the bathroom" whilst we shared companionship, weird, but as I learned, not uncommon. However, the ebony lady was a bit shy, the caucasian much more personable. Thus i ended up sort of chatting with her periodically as i was w her ebony friend...then the caucasian says from bathroom "sounds like you guys are having a good time in there" and then i started narrating a bit what i was doing with her ebony friend....I was saying complimentary things about the ebony lady, so the lady lady I was with wasn't too put out by it...so I'd say things to the caucasian like "i got your friend in doggy she has a really sweet ass...she feels really good...it's time for greek...I'm fucking your friends ass now...crikey you wont believe how awesome this is..." etc. It was really weird, but weirdly arousing too. When done caucasian came out of bathroom and i chat w her for 5 mins and then left.

 

[FrankenStrat]

Early days...ebony lady w a good review...in booking she kept pushing for duo, but the caucasian duo partner not my type. It was the first time w "duo partner will sit in the bathroom" whilst we shared companionship, weird, but as I learned, not uncommon. However, the ebony lady was a bit shy, the caucasian much more personable. Thus i ended up sort of chatting with her periodically as i was w her ebony friend...then the caucasian says from bathroom "sounds like you guys are having a good time in there" and then i started narrating a bit what i was doing with her ebony friend....I was saying complimentary things about the ebony lady, so the lady lady I was with wasn't too put out by it...so I'd say things to the caucasian like "i got your friend in doggy she has a really sweet ass...she feels really good...it's time for greek...I'm fucking your friends ass now...crikey you wont believe how awesome this is..." etc. It was really weird, but weirdly arousing too. When done caucasian came out of bathroom and i chat w her for 5 mins and then left.

LMFAO
Reminds of years ago, going to see "Kayla" (i think) for her bbbjcimsw $60 service in the west after work.
Walk into the room, and there's her friend sitting at the dining table. They were just killing time in the hotel room...
Give her the donation, then hop to it on the bed...with her friend still there...watching tv. I think i was offered the duo for $120, but didn't have enough. So, she huffed and puffed until my roof came off...all down her throat...with friend still just sitting there playing solitaire for the 20 to 30 mins.

 

[Goodoer]

Skip... Wrong thread.

 

[kherg007]

LMFAO
Reminds of years ago, going to see "Kayla" (i think) for her bbbjcimsw $60 service in the west after work.
Walk into the room, and there's her friend sitting at the dining table. They were just killing time in the hotel room...
Give her the donation, then hop to it on the bed...with her friend still there...watching tv. I think i was offered the duo for $120, but didn't have enough. So, she huffed and puffed until my roof came off...all down her throat...with friend still just sitting there playing solitaire for the 20 to 30 mins.

LOL...I couldnt remember the ebony lady's name but now that you mentioned it, yes, her name was Kayla...petite lady, but D cup bust

 

[GameBoy27]

Years ago I went to see Caucasian indy massage in a residential neighbourhood in Scarborough. She told me to park on the street and walk down the driveway to the side door of her bungalow. She told me to carry a briefcase, good thing I owned one. She opened the door and lead me to a room in the basement with a thin foam mattress on the floor.

Basic 30 minute massage with a HE. After I said need to use the toilet. She said there's no toilet down here but I can piss in the laundry sink. So I did, but not before finding a box to stand on. lol

Did not repeat...

 

[icespot]

Had an appointment at an MP, her friend came out, who also happen to be 100 times hotter. Probably the most beautiful girl that ever worked the MP world, she was around for about a 1 year.

So there I am waiting for her friend when she comes up to me and ask "what you doing", I was like waiting for your friend. She then tells me, well "why don't you see me right now, I'm super horny". Thought she was joking, but what the fuck super hot girl tells you she is horny, little head be like, yeah let's go for it.

Walk into the room take a shower, come out she walks in and the fireworks fucking explode. We fucked each other's brains out and ended up dating for a few months.

I had so many beautiful pictures and videos of her, until little head fucked up again, by going back to see her friend and she finding out.

Then she took her revenge, had me come over to her place. She was wearing the hottest outfit ever, sits me on her couch, did a sexy dance got me super horny, asked me how much I wanted her.

Then she got off me and told me, "get the fuck out, never call me or come near me again."

To this date I regret having lost her.

 

[koreanjames]

LOL. this is gold.

Early days...ebony lady w a good review...in booking she kept pushing for duo, but the caucasian duo partner not my type. It was the first time w "duo partner will sit in the bathroom" whilst we shared companionship, weird, but as I learned, not uncommon. However, the ebony lady was a bit shy, the caucasian much more personable. Thus i ended up sort of chatting with her periodically as i was w her ebony friend...then the caucasian says from bathroom "sounds like you guys are having a good time in there" and then i started narrating a bit what i was doing with her ebony friend....I was saying complimentary things about the ebony lady, so the lady lady I was with wasn't too put out by it...so I'd say things to the caucasian like "i got your friend in doggy she has a really sweet ass...she feels really good...it's time for greek...I'm fucking your friends ass now...crikey you wont believe how awesome this is..." etc. It was really weird, but weirdly arousing too. When done caucasian came out of bathroom and i chat w her for 5 mins and then left.

 

[B00m$tick]

I saw the SP named ceecee in Ottawa. The hous was empty except for the bedroom, first flag. She wore a wig, I pulled it off by accident while face fucking her, this was the best part of the experience, lots of spit. Cim, she spat it out slurping it back up over and over. Mascara running down her face. Rode me cowgirl, just soaking my balls, she initiated everything. She suddenly turns around and slides up my body to 69. Amazing to this point, eating her out fingers in her ass, I cum again and she squirts, a massive gush went right down my throat. I gagged like when you get an unexpected air bubble, start coughing, run to the bathroom and throw up. She’s apologetic but laughing and asks if I’m ready fuck her ass. Couldn’t do it, vomiting somehow ruining my hard on. Best and worst pse experience i ever had, never saw her add again.

 

[black booty lover]

When I first started, was seeing a totally hot ebony SP/MP. Had seen her like 5 times already, same building, really nice girl, etc....


So anyway, one day I book her again, get to the building, she buzz's me up. I get to apartment and it's half empty of all it's furniture this time. We go to the bedroom and everything in the bedroom is still there. I didn't say much at first, but as she's giving me a massage, I try to make a little small talk and say something like "your getting new furniture?". She says "I'm moving and probably getting out of the buisness. My boyfriend got murdered this week." She said it as plain as day...lol. I'm lying there in shock as I don't know what to think...lol. She then says "so if the door knocks, its because people are coming by to look at the furniture to buy it". So things are moving along and we're in 69 position at this point, and I hear the apartment door open. Now I'm like "WTF?". There's someone in living going "hello....hello....". She's like "stay quiet and let me see what's going on". She gets off me and throws on some track pants and goes to the living room. I'm half hard with blue balls and half terrified at this point lying on the bed naked. I hear her talking in to this guy in the living room for like 15 or 20 minutes and he finally leaves. She comes back and explains it was the landlord or superintendent. (one of the two. I can't remember now) She quickly sits on face and finishes me off with a HJ. So I basically had a 5 minute massage and a HJ but had already given her the donation. So after I get dressed I say something like in a "is there any sort of discount seeing as the time was so short I didn't get what I paid for?" in a very polite way. She replies "I'll make it up to you next time"....lol. I'm thinking "next time???" She already told me she's probably getting out of the business and moving.


Anyway, sure enough a few days later I'm reading the paper. I read some headline like "two people sought in murder at whatever address and building". So as it turns out, her boyfriend would give massages to couples in the same building in a different apartment. This couple booked him, went to rob him. I guess a fight broke out and the guy pulled a gun on him and shot him.


I actually stopped hobbying for about 6 months after that...lol.

 

[Blade]

WTF?!
How do you walk with balls that big? LMFAO!
THAT'S INSANE!!!
You're lucky you weren't "Silence of the Lamb'd" in the back of that van. LOL

-OR-

You're lucky her beau didn't forcibly make it a 2-some...OF JUST YOU AND HIM AT KNIFE POINT.
You the man! I don't think i could!

Thanks, looking back....likely not the smartest move however somehow got the vibe it would be ok and he was just an interested spectator.

I really miss the Mermaid lounge.....I am in my 50's and always felt confident I was the right crowd.

I would love to know if there is a similar club or a particular night when the 40 and 50yr olds come out to play....they are usually pretty open to getting together.

Off topic from the thread, I remember another night, nice looking lady from the Durham region, nice slow dances, she is kissing my neck, etc and then....the fire alarms go off, lights come on and we are all told to leave.

Crash and burn, pun intended

 

[stevieray]

I remember this one out call about 20 years ago, this young lady showed up at my apartment building, but she keyed in the wrong buzz number. She instead got my neighbour`s apt, a good buddy of mine at the time, who also just happened to have the same first name as me. He was away at the time, so she left a message on his answering machine, `Hi, this is Stephanie, I`m here!`. (Meanwhile, I`m wondering what the hell`s taking this girl so long) The next day, my friend asked me if I had seen someone the previous night. (He was aware that I hobbied.) I replied, `Ah yeah, why?` He then tells me that he played back the message, (with his girl friend present). She demanded to know `Who the hell is Stephanie!!` My poor friend, of course tells her in all honesty, `I have no fucking clue who she is!` I still get a chuckle over it, (and yes, she did finally arrive at the correct apartment that night.)

 

[superstar_88]

and your neighbour became instantly single thanks to you

 

[massman]

Few sessions come immediately to mind.
1. Lower tier AMP. After the flip, she offers a CBJ, reasonable rate so I say ok. She whips out a plastic bag (ie from loblaws) and wraps me with it and starts. I’m like “it’s ok, let’s juts stick with the HJ.
2. Book appt with nice younger girl. Get there and her milfy friend she is travelling with is in the room. She offers to leave us alone, but then says “or I could stay and watch you, if you want.” I though why not, she stayed and cheered us on with some hot dirty talk. It was pretty cool (and I ended up seeing
The milf friend a number of times later when she’d come to town).
3. Ages ago saw a hot Vietnamese girl who had an apt in chinatown. She offered Greek, so I obliged, then during the tour the phone rings and she answers as I’m railing her in the ass. She is making another appt and every few seconds she covers the phone to moan and tell me to fuck her ass harder.
4. Was at SRM, seeing a girl who become a semi regular for me. She was naked, precariously perched on the edge of the table, stroking me furiously, near climax, when the receptionist opens the door and shrieks and immediately shuts the door. The girl collapses on me in a fit of laughter as do I. Took us about 10 min to stop giggling and get our rhythm back. We finish, I get dressed and give a goodbye hug and she won’t let me leave, intensely making out with me for another 5-10 min. I guess she gets turned on by exhibitionism.

I’m sure there are more....

 

[stevieray]

and your neighbour became instantly single thanks to you

Actually, I`m happy to report that we`re all still very good friends. (though I doubt that his girlfriend knows who `Stephanie` was lol)

 

[sp free]

These are great, but I’d love to hear some of the ladies chime in.

Surely they’ve got a ton of potential contributions.

I’ll add a quick one. I dropped in to a “friend’s” place that I was seeing casually, and she gave me a really nice bj on her living room couch. She didn’t like CIM, but was very open to COF, so I obliged most of the time.

On this particular occasion, she brought me to an intense finish, but got out of the way before the geyser erupted. As I was seated and enjoying the moment in the moment, I didn’t try for COF, I just let it fly, and fly it did.

I shot a pretty voluminous load that landed on her hardwood floor. She had a pug that was very interested in the fluid on the floor, so I jumped up to keep him away from it as she went to get some tissue to deal with the issue.

I’m just thankful that I got there in time. I’m not sure I could deal with a pug feasting on my semen.

 

[whiteshaft]

Actually, I`m happy to report that we`re all still very good friends. (though I doubt that his girlfriend knows who `Stephanie` was lol)

Good one!