Welcome back Goober....
- Thread starter wrong hole
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What???
Fang,
you didn't hear the rumour floating around on terb yesterday...
apparently goober was sitting in his lazy boy watching his favourite senators vs. leaf's game on beta and having some nachos with spicy bean dip...
when all of a sudden...nature called.....he ran to the bathroom as quick as he could while at the same time pulling down his ottawa senator's jogging pants....in his exuberance to blast a dookie....he tripped and hit his head....
well his neighbour samuel, came for his afternoon visit with goober...when no one answered the door....he called the police and paramedics...
the paramedics found goober face down unconscious with his pants around his ankles and a turtle head poking out of his arse...
...so i'm just trying to tell goober...no need to feel embarassed...it happens to everybody and welcome back.....
Fang,
you didn't hear the rumour floating around on terb yesterday...
apparently goober was sitting in his lazy boy watching his favourite senators vs. leaf's game on beta and having some nachos with spicy bean dip...
when all of a sudden...nature called.....he ran to the bathroom as quick as he could while at the same time pulling down his ottawa senator's jogging pants....in his exuberance to blast a dookie....he tripped and hit his head....
well his neighbour samuel, came for his afternoon visit with goober...when no one answered the door....he called the police and paramedics...
the paramedics found goober face down unconscious with his pants around his ankles and a turtle head poking out of his arse...
...so i'm just trying to tell goober...no need to feel embarassed...it happens to everybody and welcome back.....
Thinking of Goober face down unconscious with his pants around his ankles and a turtle head poking out of his arse has robbed me of my appetite.
Thanks Wrong Hole...
*Shakes his fist*
Thanks Wrong Hole...
*Shakes his fist*
well at least it's better than.....
...thinking of Goober face up unconscious with his pants around his ankles and a chubby from dreaming of the senators winning the cup and the homo erotic shower afterwards....
....i mean a bout of mumps can really disfigure a boy's genitals....right goober...
...thinking of Goober face up unconscious with his pants around his ankles and a chubby from dreaming of the senators winning the cup and the homo erotic shower afterwards....
....i mean a bout of mumps can really disfigure a boy's genitals....right goober...
Lunch, and dinner lost....
Goober, I hope you feel better really soon, so that these feel better threads can stop...
I hope you are strong and hard enough to take all this ribbing???
Goober, I hope you feel better really soon, so that these feel better threads can stop...
I hope you are strong and hard enough to take all this ribbing???
Okay, this is getting out of hand. I will take Lil'Miss up on her offer, but....Lil'Miss said:
Yesterday I actually spent an entire day *gasp* DOING MY JOB! Sheesh, I don't post for a day and suddenly I've fallen off the toilet, hit my head, and have a neighbour named Samuel finding me half naked with a poo hanging out of my ass.
You people need to get a life...
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Did someone mention taking a dump?
Have you ever wiped your ass so hard that your finger went right through the toilet paper and up you bunghole? Yup........happened to me too many times. How about you goob?
Have you ever wiped your ass so hard that your finger went right through the toilet paper and up you bunghole? Yup........happened to me too many times. How about you goob?
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