What a crappy way to bite it..

[Ed Thomas]

Eaten by a pack of lions..

 

[versitile1]

See how smart they are, they waited until he was clean and then chowed down,

 

[gcostanza]

Eaten by a pack of lions..

Pride.

Pride of lioins.

 

[versitile1]

They go for the neck and that's that. Certainly there are more painful ways to go. Kinda sucks for the family though, what with no remains of their loved one, and all.

 

[SoftHands813]

Sometimes you eat the pussy. Sometimes the pussy eats you.

 

[Roger Thorpe]

I want to be torn apart by squirrels.:thumb:

 

[Nickelodeon]

This reminds me of that old joke where the baby shark says to the Daddy shark: "why do you scare them before you eat them?. "Because they taste better when the shit is scared out of them".

 

[Flapjack]

So, the big tough hunter that lured lions with meat to his camp so the big tough hunter could kill them with high powered rifles was killed by those same lions? Awwwww, too bad.

 

[Buick Mackane]

Pride.

Pride of lioins.

You can't tell if they were gay.

 

[versitile1]

You can't tell if they were gay.

Well, they did say that they were "man-eaters".

 

[Buick Mackane]

Well, they did say that they were "man-eaters".

Not gay, but I understand if people get confused. :eyebrows:

 

[versitile1]

Not gay, but I understand if people get confused. :eyebrows:

I think it's safe to say that this "man-eater" is pretty gay.

 

[great bear]

"Gay" Lions don't cheetah on thier partners.

 

[Buick Mackane]

"Gay" Lions don't cheetah on thier partners.

My neighbour and my antelope to Vegas.

 

[great bear]

My neighbour and my antelope to Vegas.

I believe you, hell what do rhino about such things?

 

[jazzpig]

I believe you, hell what do rhino about such things?

Don't believe him, it's a croc of shit.

 

[versitile1]

Don't believe him, it's a croc of shit.

Ok, it's gone safari 'nuff!

 

[Celticman]

Pride.

Pride of lions.

Whereas they should be Ashamed of themselves.

"Gay" Lions don't cheetah on thier partners.

Next thing you know we will have a moth eaten bear picking over the left overs.

 

[Buick Mackane]

In my lingerie shop, weasel zebras only to attractive women.

 

[fijiman]

Eaten by a pack of lions..

Man, if they tried that shit on me, I would fuck those lions up!