I’m not sure what I was watching last night but I’m sure that somewhere in all that drama was a hockey game. So on to the highlights.
The Good:
1. Watching Alfredsson run to the change room between shifts to throw up.
2. Leaf fans drowning out the Sens fans at the Corel Centre.
3. Watching Patrick Lalime chase players around his own goal like a cat after a string.
4. Knowing that somewhere, out there, Jim Pansey still sucks.
5. God is alive, looks like Kathleen and is most definitely a Leaf fan.
6. The Sens announce after the game that the Corel Centre will be renamed the Gravol Centre in honor of their new sponsorship deal.
7. Leafs call up Influenza Virus from St. Johns.
8. Fang has ordered another two sections for the Leaf Band Wagon.
The Bad:
1. Having to be the poor shumck that gets to clean the Sens change room.
2. During the game TSN did not show the Sens fans running to the bathroom to throw up. It became so bad during the 3rd period that you couldn’t tell if the fans caught the flu or were just commenting on Lalime’s goaltending prowess.
3. The Leafs can still play THE MOST infuriating brand of hockey.
4. Buoyed by the success of the Virus that attacked the Sens, hackers in Japan develop the “Pansey Virus.” It attacks discussion boards with so much verbal diarrhea that it causes the moderators to want to rip the guts out of their computers.
5. All Sens fans must undergo a vigorous physical examination before permission to board the Leafs Bandwagon. The exception being Goober McFly, who will be required to undergo an anal examination by our very own Kathleen.
6. The Leafs still need a backup goalie.
7. Ottawa has another excuse why they can’t beat the Leafs.
8. Swedish seismologists still picking up strange blips coming from London, Ontario.