What do we all look like

[STASH]

Okay we read each other's drivel here all the time ............but what do we all look like ? Do you ever wonder what so and so may look like ?????? Sometimes I have.

Ok so i'll go first

i'm 6ft4 inches tall, age 24 and a half, weigh 222lb's, have wavy blonde hair, six pack musclular build. small scar on face from saving burning babies at the orphanage, blueblack deep eyes. Whiter than the sun teeth, size 11 shoe, cleft chin, fantastic breath, mostly hairless except for the sexy strip up my stomach and last but not least .....perfect ears.
Ya really that's what I look like....really....really. You believe me right ??

So now you know...k

What do you look like ? I'll believe you.

 

[calloway]

Okay we read each other's drivel here.

Sounds like you might have an STD.

All this time I've been taking shit from you and you're a tall skinny little fart?

 

[a 1 player]

A biker mixed with a teddy bear.

 

[STASH]

I'm fatter now and much tougher too !

 

[dj1470]

I look like Peewee Herman on steroids

 

[STASH]

Sounds like you might have an STD.

All this time I've been taking shit from you and you're a tall skinny little fart?

Drivel....NOT......DRibble

 

[ezeddie123]

goto add to this.

Just for you, I ll let out my secret. I look just like Brad Pitt, expecially when hes standing there beside Jen and Jolie

 

[Twinklegirl]

Envision Angelina Jolie with DD's, shaved cookie, and red hair. That's me.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Okay we read each other's drivel here all the time ............but what do we all look like ? Do you ever wonder what so and so may look like ?????? Sometimes I have.

Ok so i'll go first

i'm 6ft4 inches tall, age 24 and a half, weigh 222lb's, have wavy blonde hair, six pack musclular build. small scar on face from saving burning babies at the orphanage, blueblack deep eyes. Whiter than the sun teeth, size 11 shoe, cleft chin, fantastic breath, mostly hairless except for the sexy strip up my stomach and last but not least .....perfect ears.
Ya really that's what I look like....really....really. You believe me right ??

So now you know...k

What do you look like ? I'll believe you.

You're 24???? So you started Hobbying when you were 19? (Start date for TERB is Feb 2004) and you're built like a blonde version of Superman??

I call BS!

 

[kermit1062]

Envision Angelina Jolie with DD's, shaved cookie, and red hair. That's me.

Ok .... Where do you work.... How do I get some.....and how much will it cost

Sounds like a great package.

 

[mb12ca]

I am lanky, underweight, and have a bad complexion. I have a hard time breathing, my face turns bright red and my mouth smells like a dogs tongue after he licks his ass. My tool is pretty good, but I have had some shrinkage because of medication I had to take in 1995. I lost about 1" in length, but luckily I still have enough not to be laughed at.

I really work hard to treat the sp's in a kind manner to make up for my obvious shortcomings. I usaully will bring an extra gift and I will tip right up front. It seems to work.

 

[Bopper43]

I am 5'-4" tall weigh approx 125 lbs and I have lazy eye that gives the impression that I am checking you over whilst I am trying to look you in the eye with he good one. This scares the hell out of the woman I am trying to impress as it gives me a shifty look.

I also have a very small and unimpressive schlong as a result of too much jerking off in my adolescence. I was told I would go blind but with a lazy eye I didn't care.

So I hobby.

 

[Rithordus]

You're 24???? So you started Hobbying when you were 19? (Start date for TERB is Feb 2004) and you're built like a blonde version of Superman??

I call BS!

I started hobbying when I was 19, however, I lack the superman build.

 

[purpledragon]

I am 5'-4" tall weigh approx 125 lbs and I have lazy eye that gives the impression that I am checking you over whilst I am trying to look you in the eye with he good one. This scares the hell out of the woman I am trying to impress as it gives me a shifty look.

I also have a very small and unimpressive schlong as a result of too much jerking off in my adolescence. I was told I would go blind but with a lazy eye I didn't care.

So I hobby.

Are you my long lost twin?

 

[Tea And Strumpets]

Envision Angelina Jolie with DD's, shaved cookie, and red hair. That's me.

Ok .... Where do you work.... How do I get some.....and how much will it cost
Sounds like a great package.

If you move to Africa, the real one will eventually adopt you.

 

[Bopper43]

Are you my long lost twin?

Maybe, is it the schlong or the eye?

 

[6T9]

I am 5'-4" tall weigh approx 125 lbs and I have lazy eye that gives the impression that I am checking you over whilst I am trying to look you in the eye with he good one. This scares the hell out of the woman I am trying to impress as it gives me a shifty look.

I also have a very small and unimpressive schlong as a result of too much jerking off in my adolescence. I was told I would go blind but with a lazy eye I didn't care.

So I hobby.

I found your picture Bopper

 

[Bopper43]

Maybe, is it the schlong or the eye?

I do have a brother, but he is an only child, by choice.

 

[Bopper43]

I found your picture Bopper

Yikes.......how did that get on there?

 

[Rigel7]

I am tall, dark and handsome.

...may be not....but one out of three ain't bad.