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What do you call your..................?

The Baroness

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Have heard johnson,junior,etc.

Anything more interesting?
 

oldjones

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A tired old favourite

No, you misunderstand. The joke I'm going to tell. No, really. Now stop me if you've heard it:
What do you call the extra skin around a penis?




A man.

Ba-dum, tisshhh!
 

train

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Lazy , mindless , "mind of it's own " , has questionable decision making abilities , silly , impatient , non-responsive . overly sensitive , aggressive ...... I've called it all those things.
 

McMac

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My caber.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term Caber Tossing.
 

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Garkey
the one eyed sea serpent
 

WoodPeckr

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My one-eyed spitting trouser snake
 

Fortunato

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Re: What do you call your....

Le Cadeau....

...only the francophone ladies truly appreciate the irony, mind....


Best regards,

F.
 

The Baroness

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Oh Gawd,you guys are funny.............
 
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