What will PHNINE Receive For Christmas This Year??

[drlove]

I'll start:

A harem.

 

[calloway]

A bag of coal.

 

[LancsLad]

A good STD report for once.

 

[calloway]

Phnine does camels as well? That gives a whole new meaning to the line... "variety is the spice of life".

 

[Bella6969]

Ohhhhhhhh boy .... wait till he sees this one

 

[LancsLad]

I've heard that PHNINE would walk a mile for a camel.

 

[calloway]

You mean you have a camel you want to lend him for the night?

 

[danmand]

I already told him the harem is not for sale, but I do have a couple of camels.

Is he a sailor?

You know camels are the ships of the desert, full of seamen.

 

[LancsLad]

You mean you have a camel you want to lend him for the night?

With all of PHNINE's wealth he can rent it, last time he really wore it out. Though YMMV , it was a two humper.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Is he a sailor?

You know camels are the ships of the desert, full of seamen.

No, he's just fond of seamen...

Or semen.

 

[LancsLad]

Is he a sailor?

You know camels are the ships of the desert, full of seamen.

He has been blown ashore a few times.




Punchline is : Because they're full of arab seamen.

 

[danmand]

He has been blown ashore a few times.




Punchline is : Because they're full of arab seamen.

I have a few tapes of "Around the Horn". On one of them Horn describes crossing the desert on camel. He says: " For 6 days and 6 nights we had only one end in sight, that of the camel in front".

 

[calloway]

Most guys would naturally think two humps are better then one... wouldn't they?

 

[LancsLad]

Most guys would naturally think two humps are better then one... wouldn't they?

Usually yes, even though PHNINE was sore after the first the camel wanted another SOG.

 

[Scenicdrive]

Usually yes, even though PHNINE was sore after the first the camel wanted another SOG.

So as a consolation Christmas present to PHNINE, the good doc will surgically remove the hump from the camel and implant it on PHNINE where the third nipple is. There will be one spectacular boob!!! LOL!!!

 

[PHNINE]

Hanukkah is the annual Jewish festival celebrated on eight successive days beginning on the 25th day of Kislev, the third month of the Jewish calendar, corresponding, approximately, to December in the Gregorian calendar. It is also known as the Festival of Lights, Feast of Dedication, and Feast of the Maccabees, Hanukkah commemorates the rededication of the Temple of Jerusalem by Judas Maccabee in 165 BC after the Temple had been profaned by Antiochus IV Epiphanes, king of Syria and overlord of Palestine.

Thought you guys knew I was jewish.

 

[Bella6969]

Really ? Happy Hanukkah then Babe

(you better not be joking about this lol)

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Thought you guys knew I was jewish.

You're just saying that to get out of humping the camel.

 

[Ashley Tyler]

You're just saying that to get out of humping the camel.

Well now he will just have to get 8 camels to hump..

 

[LancsLad]

Thought you guys knew I was jewish.

I suspected all along since you were always home by dark on Friday. ( Except during bear season)