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nolabel

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I have been awol from Terb (how did I survive?), but logging back in I see not enough drama (damn it). Not that I would see any drama with this frakkin tiny font on the new design (what the frak?). But anyway . . .

What's the dumbest thing you have done on a New Years Eve? I will be ringing in new years before any of you, and aim to be as sensible as all hell, as there's a certain someone I am now fond of but must endure a new years minus her charms.

But my entry: partied hard in the big city, and evening was going swell, even kissed some random girl. In my intoxicated mind, I saw a rose, and felt she needed this rose. So I grabbed said rose. Rose bush and all. Talk about being kissed by the thorns. Now with blood streaming everywhere, I'm suddenly sober, and approach police for assistance. They drew their batons, as after all, it's really a stumbling guy with blood on his hands. But random girl comes to rescue. Next memory is waking up naked in random girls bed, in some strange home, with a random girl whose name I cannot recall, in some area in the city I know not where, with my jeans over a chair and no wallet in the pocket when I look, and bandages on hands. So I amble out of the room hoping to find the bathroom. Hello random girls Mum, how are you, my name's nolabel . . .
 
Ahhh... so That's how you met your ex-wife! (and her daughter!) :eek:

Mine occurred when I was 17... (it was a long time ago!) My GF had to babysit so she arranged to have me visit along with another couple friends. After we put the baby to bed, we started to party a bit, got a bit of drinking in and she started to get very amorous so we "retired to the Bedroom"... I was pretty much hammered at this point and were pumping away like it was our last time. Well being the inexperienced newb that I was (shut up, I was 17 at the time!) and with that amount of alcohol in me, it took longer than usual, but I managed to finish... finally. I pull out and discover the fucking condom broke!

Both the GF and I were literally shitting bricks for about a week until she had her monthly visit! We got lucky, and she went to the doctor shortly after to get "proper medication" so to speak.
 

blank_dave

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Well no where near as entertaining as Nolabel's or CG's stories, it's definately dumber...The last 9 NYE's I've spent playing the likes of Acheron's Call, Dark Age of Camalot, World of Warcraft, City of Heroes/Villians....When I could have been out having fun! Now top that for dumb. :p
 

Mr. Lucky

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^^ haha!

I think Cy007 was doing it anal also. I think it's time you told your parents these storys.

I was so drunk that I was mooning cars driving by on the street and ex girlfriend was flashing her tits!
har har.. well it was funny at that time. Most NYE for me was to Drunk to remember most things :cool:
 

Brill

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I think it was the Brass Rail about 30 years ago, maybe the Bermuda Tavern where I got sick and heaved all down the stairs to the washroom. My friends hauled me out of there very quickly.
Later the same night I was directing traffic on Yonge Street.

Good times.
 

thecuriousgeorge

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Happened last year at Treasure Island, Las Vegas...

partied really hard..met some girls played truth or dare at a bar...i lost so she took my pants...ended up walking into the hotel through the wrong entrance..i passed by the palm trees (who knew they were sharp?!?!) so i cut i hand up pretty badly......walked into the front lobby on new years day with a dress shirt/tie/jacket....no pants and my hand was bleeding pretty bad...all they offered was a bandaid and an escort( NOT THE ONES WE LIKE) back to my room....very embarassing
 

landscaper

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Well I started a party in germany nad woke up in Lichtenstein , in the crowbar hotel of all places. The local constabulary locked us up for teh protection of the local tough guys apparantly we wandered into the wrong bar and a debate started. For some reason they drove us to the train station and insisted on waitin with us until we got on the train......... they even paid for the tickets.
 
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