Who Dun It?
- Thread starter The Shake
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Suspect Profile - The Sheik
Motive - Arguably the only person more self-centered than T-Bull. Is the online review world big enough for the both of them?
Weapon of Choice - Obnoxious personality.
Alibi - Claims to have been in a strip club, treating some "lass" with "respect" as she ground herself on his lap.
Odds of having done it - 3:1
Motive - Arguably the only person more self-centered than T-Bull. Is the online review world big enough for the both of them?
Weapon of Choice - Obnoxious personality.
Alibi - Claims to have been in a strip club, treating some "lass" with "respect" as she ground herself on his lap.
Odds of having done it - 3:1
Suspect Profile - Brian the Webguy
Motive - Unclear but, given T-Bull's proven inability to maintain long-term relationships, you can fill in the blanks.
Weapon of Choice - Expert computer skills, duh.
Alibi - Eating a Grand Slam Breakfast platter at Denny's.
Odds of having done it - 2:1
Motive - Unclear but, given T-Bull's proven inability to maintain long-term relationships, you can fill in the blanks.
Weapon of Choice - Expert computer skills, duh.
Alibi - Eating a Grand Slam Breakfast platter at Denny's.
Odds of having done it - 2:1
Suspect Profile - Mysterious Cabal of Feminists
Motive - Worried that T-Bull's radical agenda of "Men's Rights" would cause young women to give up their careers and start fucking losers for free.
Weapon of Choice - According to T-Bull, they control the world, so they could use any weapon they want.
Alibi - Burning bras whilst refusing to sleep with T-Bull.
Odds of having done it - 10:1
Motive - Worried that T-Bull's radical agenda of "Men's Rights" would cause young women to give up their careers and start fucking losers for free.
Weapon of Choice - According to T-Bull, they control the world, so they could use any weapon they want.
Alibi - Burning bras whilst refusing to sleep with T-Bull.
Odds of having done it - 10:1
Suspect Profile - Buddy the Dog
Motive - Angry that, since becoming a Wannabepimp, T-Bull doesn't play fetch with him anymore.
Weapon of Choice - The Dreaded Leg Hump.
Alibi - Alone, licking his crotch.
Odds of having done it - 100:1
Motive - Angry that, since becoming a Wannabepimp, T-Bull doesn't play fetch with him anymore.
Weapon of Choice - The Dreaded Leg Hump.
Alibi - Alone, licking his crotch.
Odds of having done it - 100:1
*Fang spits coffee onto computer monitor*
Fark Shake....you have to provide a warning before a thread like this!
Fark Shake....you have to provide a warning before a thread like this!
Suspect Profile - T-Bull
Motive - Never the most stable of posters, recent behavior suggest that he may have gone completely bonkers. Destroying own board would enhance claims of the world being out to get him.
Weapon of Choice - Staggering intellect. Not.
Alibi - None.
Odds of having done it - 2:1
Motive - Never the most stable of posters, recent behavior suggest that he may have gone completely bonkers. Destroying own board would enhance claims of the world being out to get him.
Weapon of Choice - Staggering intellect. Not.
Alibi - None.
Odds of having done it - 2:1
Suspect Profile - Nicole Simpson's Real Killers
Motive - They are bad people.
Weapon of Choice - A big honking knife.
Alibi - None.
Odds of having done it - 100:1
Motive - They are bad people.
Weapon of Choice - A big honking knife.
Alibi - None.
Odds of having done it - 100:1
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Suspect Profile - T-Boob
Motive - Wants to establish rival monopoly of her own.
Weapon of Choice - Razor wit.
Alibi - Busy telling herself how witty she is.
Odds of having done it - 5:1
Motive - Wants to establish rival monopoly of her own.
Weapon of Choice - Razor wit.
Alibi - Busy telling herself how witty she is.
Odds of having done it - 5:1
Suspect Profile - The Iluminati
Motive - Aren't they to blame for everything?
Weapon of Choice - They're the Iluminati, for Christ's sake.
Alibi - Don't need one.
Odds of having done it - 7:1
Motive - Aren't they to blame for everything?
Weapon of Choice - They're the Iluminati, for Christ's sake.
Alibi - Don't need one.
Odds of having done it - 7:1
Suspect Profile - That Really Desperate Girl Who Kept on Talking About Blowjobs That She Gave T-Bull
Motive - Desperately sought T-Bull's love and affection only to be publicly kicked to the curb in high school fashion.
Weapon of Choice - Clingy personality.
Alibi - Probably too stupid to realize how cruel and humiliating T-Bull's comments were.
Odds of having done it - 50:1
Motive - Desperately sought T-Bull's love and affection only to be publicly kicked to the curb in high school fashion.
Weapon of Choice - Clingy personality.
Alibi - Probably too stupid to realize how cruel and humiliating T-Bull's comments were.
Odds of having done it - 50:1
